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Mar. 20th, 2006 08:56 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
leia131Me: *tries to get money out of ATM*
Abby and Ashley: *stand behind me giving helpful advice*
ATM: HAHAHAHAHAHA! I laugh at your futile attempts to make me work in the manner in which I was designed! Also, you suck and the number you entered is wrong. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me: Fine! Be that way! *leaves*
Abby and Ashley: *follow*
Abby: What do you need the money for Megan? Are you having an abortion?
Me: Yes, Abby, I'm having a virgin abortion. No, it's for the band trip.
Abby: Why are you having an abortion on the band trip?
Ashley: A 60 dollar abortion? That's a good deal.
P.S. I AM TOO YOUNG TO HAVE THIS MANY GRAY HAIRS!!!
Abby and Ashley: *stand behind me giving helpful advice*
ATM: HAHAHAHAHAHA! I laugh at your futile attempts to make me work in the manner in which I was designed! Also, you suck and the number you entered is wrong. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me: Fine! Be that way! *leaves*
Abby and Ashley: *follow*
Abby: What do you need the money for Megan? Are you having an abortion?
Me: Yes, Abby, I'm having a virgin abortion. No, it's for the band trip.
Abby: Why are you having an abortion on the band trip?
Ashley: A 60 dollar abortion? That's a good deal.
P.S. I AM TOO YOUNG TO HAVE THIS MANY GRAY HAIRS!!!
