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[leia131]

Me: *tries to get money out of ATM*
Abby and Ashley: *stand behind me giving helpful advice*
ATM: HAHAHAHAHAHA! I laugh at your futile attempts to make me work in the manner in which I was designed! Also, you suck and the number you entered is wrong. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me: Fine! Be that way! *leaves*
Abby and Ashley: *follow*
Abby: What do you need the money for Megan? Are you having an abortion?
Me: Yes, Abby, I'm having a virgin abortion. No, it's for the band trip.
Abby: Why are you having an abortion on the band trip?
Ashley: A 60 dollar abortion? That's a good deal.


P.S. I AM TOO YOUNG TO HAVE THIS MANY GRAY HAIRS!!!

Comments

[whatsername99.livejournal.com]

hahahahahhahaha abby is amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

atms hate everyone... clearly created by the nazi party to ruin our lives

if it makes you feel any better, i was in cvs one time with my mom's debit card buying like paper and notecards for a grand total of six dollars and i couldn't get the PIN right. i entered it like four times and the woman was like "you wanna just do credit" and i was like "yes, thank you the guy i stole it from is dead and in my trunk so i'll be here all night trying to remember the number"

>4muchlove>4

[spazenport.livejournal.com]

That was too funny. As a sidenote, Erin: The ATM was actually created by the communist party in a prank meant to make capitalist america see its foolish ways and switch sides...we're still waiting for the punchline...

--Matt