Hannah and I Have Such Romps

So Hannahmylove and I went to lunch after we went searching for costumes...

Hannah: Have you ever been afraid that you're going to eat something that's purely ornamental? I just don't understand non-edible garnishes.

Later...

Hannah: I fill up fast. Like a car. Except those slow filling cars.

We laughed like loons on loon tablets, in the middle of Appleby's. They must think we are nuts.

A Message to Willy G's Girlfriend

I sincerely hope that you know what a wonderful guy you have, and I hope that you treat him well. Because he is just the greatest guy ever.

Amanda and Danielle were having a debate over which of them had the biggest boobs, and everyone was fighting over who should be the judge. Will holds up his hand and goes "Stop. I will be the judge!"

When we were leaving all six of us girls got in the elevator with Will and he goes "Ah... Every man's dream." He is hysterical!

My point in this is that he excises the fact that he is the only guy among at fewest eight girls with funny comments. He never is a jerk, or a perv, or does or says anything inappropriate. He is totally faithful and loyal and cool.

So to Will's girlfriend, I say, appreciate what you have.