A Dilemma

Which is when you have two lemmas...

It is a beautiful clear night and I want to go out and look at stars but it makes me lonely and the Remus/Sirius journal is calling me, and stars remind me of them anyways, and I think that the slash and my current quest for quotes will win over the call of the heavens. If only I had a cuddle buddy...

There is Hope for the World!

And the reason for this is that a certain fan fic author, whom we shall call Fred, to protect the innocent, the not so innocent, and to honor Tiffany, is straight. Many people doubt that he is, but he himself proclaims it loudly and proudly. HA! And if a man exists like Fred, who can write like he does, and about the things he does, then the world cannot be a totally awful place.

And when Hannah and I run off and become gypsies we are going to kidnap Fred and hold him hostage in the backseat and make him write fan fic for us. He will be our fan fic concubine.

But there are people out there who do not believe that Fred is a straight man. And every time someone says "Fred is gay" an obsessed fangirl somewhere falls down dead.

I do believe in Fred's heterosexuality, I do, I do!

(His name is not really Fred of course. Do you really think we would be this obsessed with a guy named Fred? Only if he has a twin named George would we bestow on him that kind of admiration on him. His real name is

OMG Netspeak Like Woah

Question not thine clams, nor thy jerked beef.

HIndyVt: Werewolves could go without air for three days before their brains shut down, survive ten without water and indefinitely without food
beetlegirl3001: would make an excellent love slave

WHAT WAS I THINKING!?!

Have just left following message on Aaron's away message "You know you make it bloody hard for me to talk to you so I can get to know you better and find out of you like me?"

Half hope he will not read it, half hope he will call me, whole hope he will not run screaming in other direction, metaphorically. Or literally.

Fuck

Aaron got my message. He doesn't like me. He has "another interst." Fuck. What the hell is wrong with me? Why can't I pick a guy who likes me back and isn't a crazed fool? Fuck.