Funny Shit, Man

Three shows down, one to go.

Some Highlights:

Erin: What's in my hair?
Me: Ranch dressing. Hairspray. Makeup. Semen. Crack. Who knows?

Bart broke the sword. Twice.

Don: Why do the lovers have those little dots by their eyes?
Me: It's Braille for horny.

Bart: Give me the numbers 1-7 in any order.
Erin: 1,4,6,3,9...

When Paul stood up at one point his pants were like halfway down and the audience and I saw his nice plaid boxers. I am also going to kill him for pretending to blow his nose on a bit of fabric and then throwing it at me...ON STAGE!

Paul: Isn't someone going to disparage something?

Bart: *Pretends to have phone sex with Heather, using his shoe as a phone*
Heather: I just hung up.
Bart: Hello Number One Chinese!

When Erin did my hair my head was in her crotch. It was very exciting. And it looked quite interesting too.

Me: *Walks into Girl's bathroom, sees Aaron Mack therein.* Holy Shit!
Caity: *Removing Aaron's makeup for him* Don't mind him.
Aaron: Just go about your business.

Then at Denny's we had more fun throwing dirty napkins,(by dirty I mean what was written on them, not that they were soiled) and we dubbed ourselves the "Pervy Table."

And Josh told his Creepy Janitor Story again, which is the funniest story ever because of how he says "urinating" instead of peeing, and how he has "shy kidneys."

Heather came and Kurt came, and it was just fantastic. We had a really good show tonight. I love my cast!

Today I love Erin's crotch
Today I hate Tri-M