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OMFG I just saw the funniest thing!

On Disney's House of Mouse they did A Midsummer Night's Dream with Mickey and Minnie as Lysander and Hermia, and Donald and Daisy as Demetrius and Helena, and then Goofy was Puck. I laughed my ass off.

And Von Drake was the Duke and Scrooge was Egeus, and Von Drake is like "Marriage or die? Where'd you learn those parenting skills? I'd have run away too!"

They even threw in a bunch of the real Shakespeare lines, and Goofy/Puck was like "what are you saying?" and it was just really fucking funny.

Ok I'm done being weird now.

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Ok friends, Romans, countrymen, who wants to go to Vertigo with me on Saturday?

See, Fahn the uber cool girl from North Hampton (who like none of you know) is going to be here for one night only. And I'm going to go see her and her friend's band (which is why she's coming I think, cause she's with the band and they're playing at Vertigo... Anyways) but I don't know really where Vertigo is and I've never been there before, and so HELP ME!

It'll break Fahn's pretty little heart if I don't go, but I'm scared. So who's up for an adventure? Who knows where the fuck the place is? Who wants to meen Fahn?

Come on people, her name is FAHN. That should be reason enough to want to meet her.