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Sorry, I know I'm immature, but this was just too good not to post.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sex!

1. Donald Duck's middle name is sex.
2. It's bad luck to put sex on a bed.
3. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching sex.
4. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by sex.
5. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal sex.
6. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but sex can not!
7. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating sex at least three times a week.
8. The sex-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand sex-fights take place there every day.
9. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as sex.
10. Sex can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.

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Ok. Everyone go here http://www.uvm.edu/~bored/ and look at what's happening on Thursday. (That's tomorrow.)

All right, all together now: SQUEE!!!