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Ok, so the best invention ever, is wireless internet.




Today at work, I was simultaneously faxing a shitload of faxes (same fax to like 150 different numbers. No joke.) and photocopying blueprints (which are very large and unweildly and like to curl up at inconvenitnt times) while answering the phone when it rang, (which was always at the most awkward moment) after I had put a new dry ink cartridge in the giant blueprint copier (with no guide but some poorly drawn diagrams on the box) and IT WAS GREAT!

I left at 5, exhausted and hot and sweaty and so very very satisfied. I did something today, somethign helpful, and I did it efficiently, and I did it well.

That's the way working should be, and that's the way I prefer it.

Goddamn it.

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Cause I decided to re-read it, for obvious reasons, (and to spread the love) I present to you V for Vendetta in 15 Minutes


And, just in case you doubt the occasional similaries between that movie and The Phantom of ther Opera (the mask, the lair of crazy, the smashing mirrors, etc.) Here's Phantom in 15 Minutes too.






DISCLAIMER: Just in case it isn't abundantly clear, I didn't write either of these amazing works of funniness. They were both penned/typed by the lovely cleolinda. (And I highly recommend you read her other movies, as well as her book.)


ETA: Did I lend someone my Movies in 15 Minutes book? I can't find it, and that is NOT COOL.

ETA 2: Nevermind, I found it.