Just In Case Anyone Wanted to Know

My Christmas Haul:

-A ruby claddaugh necklace
-Peanut m&m's
-Three of the Ariel's Sisters dolls (Now I only need Andrina)
-Hannah Montana Soundtrack
-It Won't Be Soon Before Long - Maroon 5
-Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
-Shrek the Third
-A Harry Potter Calendar
-A Far Side desk calendar
-Then He Ate My Boy Entrancers (A book by Louise Rennison)
-Music and Lyrics
-An Ariel sweatshirt
-An Ariel magic wand
-This year's Barbie ornament
-Jelly Belly jelly beans (which are actually Belly Flops, the Jelly Bellys that don't quite come out right. They're deformed jelly beans. Matthew gave them to me cause it looks like they're undergoing mitosis. They're AWESOME.)
-Cash money
 
And if you count what I got at school:
-Harry Potter 20 questions
-Earrings
-A Fullmetal Alchemist calendar
-And a 4' high colorable Cinderella.


Christmas was good, except the one part where several of my relatives went on a "the gays are going to hell and they're disgusting and immoral and shouldn't be waving it in my face and don't deserve any rights" spree, and I was trying vainly to make them see reason, and then I yelled at my aunt and went off and cried.

Disregarding that, I had a wonderful time. We played Life and Trivial Pursuit and ate a lot, and I like most of my family.

More Nonsense From Me

Two things that annoy me:

1. The ad for Walk Hard where he calls the chimpanzee a monkey. CHIMPS ARE NOT MONKEYS. I've said this many times, and I'm sure you're all sick of hearing about it, but honestly. If you want to make monkey jokes in your movie, hire a monkey.

2. The fact that Beastmaster, which is AWFUL (in terms of acting, dialogue, plot, ludicrous costumes, and stuff that just makes NO SENSE AT ALL) was on for three full seasons, while Firefly (which is fantastic in all aspects) was cancelled before all 14 episodes could be shown. I like both shows, a lot, but Firefly is clearly SO MUCH BETTER.

Dad says it's because Firefly doesn't have a consistently half-naked protagonist. He may very well be right.

Oh Sweet Niblets!

You can tell I'm bored today, cause I keep updating.

I just watched Miley on Hannah Montana get an apple out of a vending machine. WTF? Since when do they have fruit vending machines in high schools?

Speaking of which, I love Hannah Montana. And I am not ashamed. This show is hilarious. I was listening to my new Hannah Montana sountrack yesterday while I glued dirty slashy fanfic quotes to a poster for Nora. And I thought "This is odd." It was like when I had to take my Eminem cd out to put in the Hannah Montana one. I am truly a person of wide and varied tastes.

Also, am I the only person who wonders who Mr. Krabs slept/spawned with to get Pearl? How does a crab get a whale for a daughter? Was he married? Is she adopted? Why am I thinking about this?

And finally, a story I heard about my six year old cousin Roahan. One day he went to the bathroom, and forgot to zip up his zipper. So he comes back and his teacher says "Roahan, your fly is open." Roahan has never heard it called that, so he's like "What?" and the teacher points. At which point Roahan says, "Oh, my man cave is open!" and the teacher is like "What?!?" and Roahan says "It's where I keep the beast."

I died when I heard that. OF THE HILARITY.