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[leia131]

And now, some quotes from Billy Connoly, in no particular order. (And you have to imagine all of this being said with a heavy Scottish accent.)


"I'm the only guy I know who died in the Muppet Movie!"

"Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life;
Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!"

"That's a whole different box of frogs."

"There was another fella in the room, who was quite obviously dead. And had been for some time. All his family's sittin' around him, talking about football, and this little boy, you know, the one they're gonna be lookin' at through bars one day, is shoving grapes up the dead fella's nose. He says "Daddy, daddy, I'm up to 17! I'm goin' for 21!" and his dad says "That's nice son."


Then my mom and I had this conversation:
Billy Connoly: *Swears. A lot.*
Me: Mom, you thought Dane Cook was bad? This guy swears twice as much as Dane Cook, and you don't mind.
Mom: Well, he has an accent, so that makes it ok.


Sometime soon I'm going to start showing off all the new Firefly icons I've found, but not yet. Just colorbars for now.

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[spazenport.livejournal.com]

Well...he wasn't the only one to die in the Muppet's. There was Dead Tom too...remember...Long John shot him...

It kinda hurt me to type that...

--Matt

[leia131.livejournal.com]

Well, Dead Tom isn't actually a person, he's a Muppet, so...

Also, Dead Tom's always been dead. That's why he's called "Dead Tom."