Didn't I Tell You To Expect More HP Posts?

[leia131]

So, I finally finished reading HBP yesterday, and now I can FINALLY start Deathly Hallows.


But before I do, I would like to register my predictions for this book. (Much as I had to register my predictions for the third PotC movie to a witness before the movie started. Predictions, I might add, that were correct.)

I'm not cutting this, because it's only my opinion, and as such is not spoilery.


1. Harry will kill Voldemort. (This is about as much of a prediction as saying "Anakin will go to the dark side in Ep. III," but still. It's less of a "if" and more of a "when" and "how".)
2. R.A.B. is Regulus A. Black. (What does the A. stand for? No clue. Let's say 'Alphonse,' because I'm really into Fullmetal Alchemist at the moment.)
3. Snape is good. (Ok. After re-reading all six books in close succession, I have to say that Snape is not evil. He's mean, he's a jerk, he's a bitter old man with a grudge, but he's not evil. And, he's not even as bad as Harry thinks he is. Harry is determined to hate Snape (with good reason) but that hatred blinds him to a lot of more subtle things about the man. In conclusion: Snape is an ass, but that doesn't make him evil.)
4. Snape is going to bite it. (It's really the only suitable way for him to redeem himself. And if he does it saving Harry, so much the better.)
5. We'll find out that Dumbledore and Snape had that whole AK thing on the Astronomy Tower totally planned. (Fo' realz, yo.)
6. Sirius Black will return from beyond the veil, sweep Remus off his feet, and the two of them will live in homosexual bliss, being the "uncles" to Harry's children, until they peacefully pass on. Together. (Tonks can come along too. If she wants. I'm all for threesome love.)


I'm not saying anything about if Harry lives or dies, if Ron and Hermione get together, if Ginny accepts Spiderman's Harry's decision to save her by leaving her, if Remus gives in to Tonks, or if Draco lives or dies, because all those things have already been spoiled for me. (And y'all know I was kidding/fantasizing about number six, right? Right. A girl can dream.)



Oh, and please PLEASE don't tell me if I'm right or wrong about any of these things. I don't want to be any more spoiled than I already am. I'll find out soon enough anyways.

Comments

[doctorfumbles.livejournal.com]

OMG I HAD THOSE ALL AS PREDICTIONS TOO

Except my #6 didn't have Tonks, though I'm definitely for the 3some love too ;D

[leia131.livejournal.com]

Just wait till I finish the book. I have many thoughts on Remus/Sirius and Lupin/Tonks, but I'm saving them for one big DH post.


And threesomes are AWESOME. My favorite is Harry/Ginny/Luna. I should find an icon for that...

[doctorfumbles.livejournal.com]

Ooooooooooo, *can't wait*

Ahahahaha, good luck looking for that icon ;)
I'm looking for a Remus/Sirius/me, but I can't find pictures anywhere! I'M SUCH A LOSER

[haveaday510.livejournal.com]

I love you. Just so's you know. And number 6 is totally true. Minus the Tonks part, because she realizes she's a lesbian and elopes with a muggle woman in London. I mean... shoot.

[leia131.livejournal.com]

Only the muggle woman doesn't know it, because Tonks was metamorphamagus-ed into a very attractive man (strongly resembling Sirius, because Tonks knows how the ladies and Remus flocked to him) for all of their courtship. It wasn't until after the wedding that she revealed her true identity.



Wow. That would make an AWESOME crackfic.