I Know I Shouldn't Take It, But I Think I Kinda Like It When She Tells Me That I'm Dumb

[leia131]

Two notes on Megan's dorkiness when it comes to fictional relationships:


MIROKU ASKED SANGO TO BEAR HIS CHILDREN!!! NO, IN A GOOD WAY. (I mean it. Like, he asked her in a serious "If we survive this whole hunting down Naraku thing, will you live with me and bear my children?" way. Which is as close to a marriage proposal as either of them is ever going to get.) YAY MIROKU!!!


I was listening to the radio, and the DJ was reading the top complaints wives have about their husbands, and vice versa. One of them was that men don't like it when their wives roll their eyes at them. It's condescending, and doesn't lead to a lasting/good relationship. I have two words on this subject. Hermione Granger.

Now I really want to re-read all seven books agian, and count how many times she rolls her eyes at Ron. Not even at Ron or Harry, or in general, but specifically AT RON. I bet the number's in the thousands. 


WOOT FOR HERMIONE GRANGER WEASLEY!!!

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[doctorfumbles.livejournal.com]

Actually, I'm pretty sure it's closer to a million ;)

GO HERMY, XDDDDDDDDD

[leia131.livejournal.com]

YAY HERMIONE!!!


She makes me so happy. She's like a borderline abusive girlfriend, and Ron thrives on that. :)

[doctorfumbles.livejournal.com]

I'm going to regret typing this, but makes you wonder about their sex life, doesn't it? XDDDDDDDDD

[leia131.livejournal.com]

Never regret typing things about sex!

Of course people wonder about their sex life. That's why they write fanfiction. And if anyone thinks I haven't read Ron/Hermione stories (and Harry/Ron/Hermione stories too) then they're wrong. So very wrong.

Plus, we know for a canon fact that they did the sex, cause hey, kids!



Yay for Trio smut!!!

[doctorfumbles.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA, fanfiction ♥

Wait, where do babies come from?

Nooooo, I was half hinting at how Hermione is abusive, and Ron just takes it (and even likes it) and how that would reflect in their sex life, nudge nudge, if you know what I mean, XD

[leia131.livejournal.com]

Oh, oh, I know what you mean.


And that sort of stuff is totally not one of my kinks. No way. I have read no Wolfstar fics involving a collar. No sir.


*nervous giggle*

[doctorfumbles.livejournal.com]

Oh, gods no, me neither. I don't even know what a collar would be doing on a person, I mean, siriusly, I mean seriously.

*shifty eyes*