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And one of them said "Republicans for Voldemort". HA! I didn't know they actually made those! I want one!
Also
And one of them said "Republicans for Voldemort". HA! I didn't know they actually made those! I want one!
Also
Clearly, the following contains DH spoilers.
So, I was thinking that at some point, Harry and Ron had to propose to Ginny and Hermione. Or the other way around. And I was imaging this:
Ron: Oi! Potter! You've been dating Ginny for a while now, and if you want to shag my sister, you need to marry her first.
Harry: ...
Ginny: Fuck off Ron! We already shag!
Ron: ARGH!
Harry: Actually Ginny, I was planning on-
Ginny: Fine. But if you think I'm going to give up my career and become my mother, you can think again.
Harry: No, no, I'd never... One or two or three kids is more than enough. As long as we can name them after my dead parental figures.
Ginny: Can I name one after my dead brother?
Harry: No.
Ron: Umm, Hermione? Ummm... Well, umm... we've been friends for a long time now, and we've been through a lot together, and umm... Well, I think-
Hermione: Yes.
Ron: What?
Hermione: Yes, I'll marry you.
Ron: Wha?
Hermione: Honestly Ron, you're crap at subtlety. I've known what you've been planning for ages. And if I wait for you to get the words out, we'll be here another ten years.
Ron: Right. So. Now that we're engaged... Can we shag?
Hermione: No.
So, I was thinking that at some point, Harry and Ron had to propose to Ginny and Hermione. Or the other way around. And I was imaging this:
Ron: Oi! Potter! You've been dating Ginny for a while now, and if you want to shag my sister, you need to marry her first.
Harry: ...
Ginny: Fuck off Ron! We already shag!
Ron: ARGH!
Harry: Actually Ginny, I was planning on-
Ginny: Fine. But if you think I'm going to give up my career and become my mother, you can think again.
Harry: No, no, I'd never... One or two or three kids is more than enough. As long as we can name them after my dead parental figures.
Ginny: Can I name one after my dead brother?
Harry: No.
Ron: Umm, Hermione? Ummm... Well, umm... we've been friends for a long time now, and we've been through a lot together, and umm... Well, I think-
Hermione: Yes.
Ron: What?
Hermione: Yes, I'll marry you.
Ron: Wha?
Hermione: Honestly Ron, you're crap at subtlety. I've known what you've been planning for ages. And if I wait for you to get the words out, we'll be here another ten years.
Ron: Right. So. Now that we're engaged... Can we shag?
Hermione: No.
