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[leia131]

 Liberal Bumper Stickers Counted Today: 6.

And one of them said "Republicans for Voldemort". HA! I didn't know they actually made those! I want one!


Also

Clearly, the following contains DH spoilers.






So, I was thinking that at some point, Harry and Ron had to propose to Ginny and Hermione. Or the other way around. And I was imaging this:

Ron: Oi! Potter! You've been dating Ginny for a while now, and if you want to shag my sister, you need to marry her first.
Harry: ...
Ginny: Fuck off Ron! We already shag!
Ron: ARGH!
Harry: Actually Ginny, I was planning on-
Ginny: Fine. But if you think I'm going to give up my career and become my mother, you can think again.
Harry: No, no, I'd never... One or two or three kids is more than enough. As long as we can name them after my dead parental figures.
Ginny: Can I name one after my dead brother?
Harry: No.


Ron: Umm, Hermione? Ummm... Well, umm... we've been friends for a long time now, and we've been through a lot together, and umm... Well, I think-
Hermione: Yes.
Ron: What?
Hermione: Yes, I'll marry you.
Ron: Wha?
Hermione: Honestly Ron, you're crap at subtlety. I've known what you've been planning for ages. And if I wait for you to get the words out, we'll be here another ten years.
Ron: Right. So. Now that we're engaged... Can we shag?
Hermione: No.

Comments

[basslyoon.livejournal.com]

Teehee!!!!

[leia131.livejournal.com]

:)


Wasn't it fun?

[theatregeek1986.livejournal.com]

Pretty accurate!

[leia131.livejournal.com]

Thank you!


I try. :)

[puckingright23.livejournal.com]

Meg you make me smile!!! These were so cute

[leia131.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I'm glad you liked them, and that they made you smile.

[doctorfumbles.livejournal.com]

LMFAO

Also, I've totally seen that "Republicans for Voldy" somewhere before... Ahh, yes!

[leia131.livejournal.com]

Cool!

I've seen it on the internet, but never in real life. I really want one of those stickers.

[doctorfumbles.livejournal.com]

I saw it in real life (like you, a bumper sticker) and so I googled it when I got home, XDDD

[jurisfiction16.livejournal.com]

You're in the dining room eating and I'm quietly suffocating my laughter in our bedroom, so you all don't think I'm crazy. The question is: where did they go to get rings? Do they use rings? And if so, you know Hermione picked out and paid for her own.
Here's another subject for you to summarize. RON AND HERMIONE: FIRST TIME IN THE SACK!
I smell sequel.
HERMIONE: Ron, you certainly do this differently than Krum . . .
RON: . . . I'm sleeping on the sofa.

[leia131.livejournal.com]

Hermione DID pick out her own ring. As did my mother. I don't think Ron would let her pay for it though. He's touchy about money like that.

I'd do the sex bit, but I'm utter crap at writing smut.