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[leia131]

I'm watching this thing about Star Wars on the History Channel right now, and I would like to take this moment to announce my undying love for Kevin Smith. Seriously, he's awesome. (Darth Vader has a cape. Who doesn't want a cape?)

Also, when they showed Anakin on the lava planet, I had the following thought process: Ah. Mordor. Wait, Mordor? MORDOR?!? No, not Mordor, Malastair. No, that's where the have the pod racing. Shit, what's that planet called? Argh! (Guy on TV: blah blah blah Mustafar blah blah blah) Ahhhhh. Mustafar.


Guy: The Rebels win because they trust in a power higher than themselves.
Me: No, the rebels win because of the Ewoks.


God, I am SUCH A DORK.

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[spazenport.livejournal.com]

the rebels win because lucas wrote them as the goodguys. if the emperor was a good guy...he'd have won...

or it was the ewoks...

personally, i think the empire won because of jar jar...

but that's a sick take on it

[spazenport.livejournal.com]

i mean I think the rebels won...

my bad...

[leia131.livejournal.com]

Jar Jar? How do you figure that?

[bunyipflip.livejournal.com]

Jar Jar was the one who had the last vote to make Palpatine Emperor. It's a punishment worse than death, I think, to make him the one to blame.

[leia131.livejournal.com]

Yes, I'm aware of that, but how does that make the Rebels win?

[spazenport.livejournal.com]

folks...i was joking...on the basis that jar jar's a complete tool....a complete and total tool....i mean seriously...it was a play of your jocular assumption that the entire war was won in one battle by a bunch of teddy bears, so I kept it going by saying something slightly more silly...such as jar jar is the reason the rebel alliance won...

now I've been forced to geek out.

The war didn't even end at the battle of endor. it ended about during the battle with thrawn, and even then there was still an imperial remnant that lasted for another 20 years. Heck, the rebel alliance, now called the New Republic has already been brought to its knees by the Yuuzhan Vong...

Love you Megan, that star wars rant was for you.

--matt

[leia131.livejournal.com]

I know you were joking. I however, was not. Seriously, without the Ewoks, the Rebels on Endor are toast.

And I know that the war ended later in the books, and all this shit goes down, but I haven't read those books so...

I love you too Matt. I'm going to have to mail your books back to you, aren't I?

[spazenport.livejournal.com]

haha, merry christmas, you can keep them if you want, just mail yourself, I miss you.

[leia131.livejournal.com]

I miss you too.

And I'm not going to keep your books. I'm just going to keep borrowing them for a very long time.

[bunyipflip.livejournal.com]

I remember I had to stop everything I was doing to watch that special. It was the fucking shit.