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[leia131]

Yes, I'm updating again already. It's cause Orgo has fried my brain. In fact, I'm going to blame this entire post on Orgo. And The Price is Right.


Dear Toaster Strudels,

Don't get me wrong. I like you, I really do. But you've got to stop claiming superiority over pop-tarts. Because, let's face it, you're not better. You both come in a varitey of flavors, you both involve pastry, filling, and frosting, you're both breakfast foods, and you're both probably very bad for me. 

But Toaster Strudel? You're smaller than pop-tarts. Yes, you may be flaky, but there're two pop-tarts per package. And, you're missing the biggest advantage pop-tarts have over you: they're portable. One can just grab a pop-tart and go. No other prep is necessary. One can take a whole box on a bus, and survive for a couple days. One cannot do this with you, Toaster Strudel.

So yes, pop-tarts may be cheap, but they're also easy.

Megan

Comments

[spazenport.livejournal.com]

Wow, I think I've said the same thing about why I'd be willing to date a poptart over french toast in the past...cheap and easy...

I think my past insanities are trying to haunt me... I don't know how I feel about this.

--Matty McCreepingHimselfOut

[haveaday510.livejournal.com]

This could so easily NOT be about pop-tarts that it's really funny. I love you.

[leia131.livejournal.com]

It could? Is it dirty? It really is supposed to be about pop-tarts. I'm just insane like that.

[haveaday510.livejournal.com]

I believe that it is really about pop tarts. But when you use words like "flaky" "cheap" and "easy", other connotations come to mind.

Or I'm more cracked out than you are.

[whatsername99.livejournal.com]

I fucking love you.

[leia131.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha!

[leia131.livejournal.com]

Heh. You're not more cracked out than I am. Possibly we are equally cracked out though.

And yes, I do now see how it is dirty. :) But they are cheap and easy! There really really are!

[leia131.livejournal.com]

And I love fucking you.