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Feb. 11th, 2008 11:46 amYes, I'm updating again already. It's cause Orgo has fried my brain. In fact, I'm going to blame this entire post on Orgo. And The Price is Right.
Dear Toaster Strudels,
Don't get me wrong. I like you, I really do. But you've got to stop claiming superiority over pop-tarts. Because, let's face it, you're not better. You both come in a varitey of flavors, you both involve pastry, filling, and frosting, you're both breakfast foods, and you're both probably very bad for me.
But Toaster Strudel? You're smaller than pop-tarts. Yes, you may be flaky, but there're two pop-tarts per package. And, you're missing the biggest advantage pop-tarts have over you: they're portable. One can just grab a pop-tart and go. No other prep is necessary. One can take a whole box on a bus, and survive for a couple days. One cannot do this with you, Toaster Strudel.
So yes, pop-tarts may be cheap, but they're also easy.
Megan
Dear Toaster Strudels,
Don't get me wrong. I like you, I really do. But you've got to stop claiming superiority over pop-tarts. Because, let's face it, you're not better. You both come in a varitey of flavors, you both involve pastry, filling, and frosting, you're both breakfast foods, and you're both probably very bad for me.
But Toaster Strudel? You're smaller than pop-tarts. Yes, you may be flaky, but there're two pop-tarts per package. And, you're missing the biggest advantage pop-tarts have over you: they're portable. One can just grab a pop-tart and go. No other prep is necessary. One can take a whole box on a bus, and survive for a couple days. One cannot do this with you, Toaster Strudel.
So yes, pop-tarts may be cheap, but they're also easy.
Megan
