(no subject)

[leia131]

Scenes from Megan's life:


In Genetics Lab:

Professor Lippert: This Taq Polymerase is very expensive, so be careful.
Chris (one of my lab partners): How expensive?
Professor Lippert: 50 dollars for just one of these little bottles.
Chris: (after Professor Lippert has walked away) 50 dollars? That's not expensive. That's less than crack costs!
Me: I do not even want to know how you know that.


In Bed:

Abby: I hope if aliens ever come and demand a sacrifice, we give them Melissa Joan Hart.
Me: (after several seconds of going BWAH?) ... Go to sleep, Abby.


Upon Returning From Class:

Abby: I missed you.
Me: I was gone for an hour!
Abby: Come on. I miss you when you leave to go pee.



Also, Nora and I took a practice GRE the other day, and the word 'jejune' was on it, and I had never heard that word before EVER, and then it was in one of the songs in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels last night. Therefore, watching musicals will get you a higher GRE score. Tru fax.

Finally, Abby has taken a vow of silence. I don't know why, (neither does she) and I don't know how long it will last, but there you go.

Comments

[doctorfumbles.livejournal.com]

I love your quote entries :)
Bwahaha, the crack one really got me laughing, though.

[leia131.livejournal.com]

I'm glad. I thought it was hilarious, but I wasn't sure if it would translate out of class.

[whatsername99.livejournal.com]

Crack is like, $300 a rock.

[leia131.livejournal.com]

How do people know this? Is this some kind of common knowledge that I'm not privy to?

Then again, you are a crack dealer, so I shouldn't be surprised that you know this.