I Really Love My Mother

[leia131]

Some highlights from our phone conversation just now:

Me: You're getting ornery in your old age, Mom. You're going to be that old lady with the cane going, "get off my lawn!"
Mom: No, I'm going to be the old lady with a gun, going, "get off my lawn. Or die."
Me: Bwahahahahahaha! 
Mom: No, no, actually, "get off my lawn or mow it."


*talking about a neighbor in Vermont, who is about 80 years old and was getting scammed out of a lot of money*
Me: Why do people do that?
Mom: What? Scam old people?
Me: Yes.
Mom: Why do people do anything bad? Like kick puppies?


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Comments

[tupelo-honey16.livejournal.com]

Your mother is awesome, as are you. In addition, I am working on a creative writing piece that I shall attempt to share on livejournal soonish. Be prepared.

[jurisfiction16.livejournal.com]

I love love love your mother. Be more like her.