We laugh at the perils we're facing!

[leia131]

Some very pressing Disney questions I've been pondering lately:

1. If Maurice had changed his story in the tavern from "Belle is being held in a dungeon by a horrible monstrous beast!" to "Belle is being held in a dungeon by a madman/bandits!" do you this Gaston etc. would have come with him to help? I mean, nothing gets a girl to want to bang and/or marry you like saving her from imprisonment.

2. Don't you think Quasimodo and Rapunzel would have had a lot to talk about? And maybe Frollo and Mother Gothel could trade "keeping your stolen/adopted child securely imprisoned in their lofty abode" tips.




Answer to last Friday's song: Walking in Memphis, by Marc Cohn. Kelli got this one right!

Comments

[kelliann1388.livejournal.com]

1. Gaston totally would have gone to rescue her if Maurice had a more probable exclamation. Being rescued from a near death experience = total panty dropper.

2. How do we know Frollo and Mother Gothel didn't have super secret communications?? Hmmm??? (Completely disregarding the settings obvi.)

[leia131.livejournal.com]

Right? Nothing gets a girl more into you than rescue from certain doom.

They really probably did. That's why Gothel kept her away from people she could watch, and didn't give her an occupation that built her upper body strength.

[invsagoth.livejournal.com]

I bet Gaston would have went anyway! xD I'm sure lust (for blood and womens) would have been enough of a draw no matter the enemy, and he's concieted enough to believe nothing could beat him anyway. xD

Quasimodo and Rapunzel could start a support group or something. xD

[leia131.livejournal.com]

All excellent points about Gaston. I hadn't even considered bloodlust, which is totally part of his damage.

Who else needs this support group... Maybe Aurora? She had loving caretakers though... Hmm, Jasmine? She kinda wanted out.