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leia131I skanked this from Sarah's journal because I need to share it with the rest of the world. Immidiately.
(Sarah's Journal: "Never forget, when thirteen dine together, the first to rise will be the first to die!"
Harry, Hermione, Ron, Ginny, Fred, George, Mrs. Weasley, Mr. Weasley, Bill, Tonks, Lupin, Sirius, Mundungus
Count 'em folks. And who gets up first?
"Sirius started to rise from his chair."
*Insert twilight zone music here.*)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
So yeah. Then today in physics, I was calmly doing a problem when I hear this crash. I look up, and Steve has fallen out of his chair and is on the floor, looking a bit dazed. It was quite funny.
I skanked some quotes from the Area 51 site, thank you Kelli.
Fuck has been used by many notable people throughout history :
Mayor of Hiroshima "What the fuck was that?"
General Custer "Where did all these fucking Indians come from?"
Captain of the Titanic "Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"
John Lennon "That's not a real fucking gun."
Richard Nixon "Who's gonna fucking find out?"
Anne Boleyn "Heads are going to fucking roll."
Willard Scott "It's someone's 100th fucking birthday today!"
Albert Einstein "Any fucking idiot could understand that."
Picasso "It does so fucking look like her!"
Pythagoras "How the fuck did you work that out?"
Michaelangelo "You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
Walt Disney "Fuck a duck."
Edmund Hilary "Why? Because it’s fucking there!"
Joan of Arc "I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"
Donald Trump "She wants how much fucking money?!?!?"
Orville Reddenbacher "Look! Almost every fucking kernel popped!"
Jim Lovell (captain of Apollo 13) "Huston, We have a fucking problem!!"
(Sarah's Journal: "Never forget, when thirteen dine together, the first to rise will be the first to die!"
Harry, Hermione, Ron, Ginny, Fred, George, Mrs. Weasley, Mr. Weasley, Bill, Tonks, Lupin, Sirius, Mundungus
Count 'em folks. And who gets up first?
"Sirius started to rise from his chair."
*Insert twilight zone music here.*)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
So yeah. Then today in physics, I was calmly doing a problem when I hear this crash. I look up, and Steve has fallen out of his chair and is on the floor, looking a bit dazed. It was quite funny.
I skanked some quotes from the Area 51 site, thank you Kelli.
Fuck has been used by many notable people throughout history :
Mayor of Hiroshima "What the fuck was that?"
General Custer "Where did all these fucking Indians come from?"
Captain of the Titanic "Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"
John Lennon "That's not a real fucking gun."
Richard Nixon "Who's gonna fucking find out?"
Anne Boleyn "Heads are going to fucking roll."
Willard Scott "It's someone's 100th fucking birthday today!"
Albert Einstein "Any fucking idiot could understand that."
Picasso "It does so fucking look like her!"
Pythagoras "How the fuck did you work that out?"
Michaelangelo "You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
Walt Disney "Fuck a duck."
Edmund Hilary "Why? Because it’s fucking there!"
Joan of Arc "I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"
Donald Trump "She wants how much fucking money?!?!?"
Orville Reddenbacher "Look! Almost every fucking kernel popped!"
Jim Lovell (captain of Apollo 13) "Huston, We have a fucking problem!!"
