Lies and falsehoods, Padfoot!

Here I present a few random quotes from The Importance of Being Ernest, and the video we watched on Oscar Wilde, because I like them and I don't want to forget them. Also, Oscar Wilde was TEH AWESOME.


From Ernest:

The truth is rarely pure and never simple. - Algernon

If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life. - Gwendolyn

To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune - to lose both seems like carelessness. - Lady Bracknell



By Oscar himself:

I am afraid I play no outdoor games at all, except dominoes. I have sometimes played dominoes outside French cafes.  (He played DOMINOES. Cause he was AWESOME.)

The best way to resist temptation is to give in to it.

(When asked by a customs official if he had anything to declare when he entered America:) I have nothing to declare except my genius. 

A patriot put in jail for loving his country, loves his country. A poet put in jail for loving boys, loves boys.  (I think this may be my new favorite quote.)

Fabulous day today.

Went shopping with mom (there are no tiger masks to be had in Rutland for love nor money, just in case you were wondering), hung out with Hannah L., then had ice cream with Hannah, Aaron, and Vanessa.


So Hannah Loso. You think she's all cute and innocent, and nice, and she is, but then she does things like win two straight games of Sorry! and says things like "He's just... emotionally unattainable right now." She makes me laugh so much.

Man, she's just so cute and hippie-ish and she actually said to me today, "So many people wouldn't have sticks up their asses if they just walked around barefoot more. If George Bush just walked around barefoot in the grass, then we wouldn't be at war."

Oh Hannah.



Also, Aaron and Vanessa are awesome. Vanessa and I colored with crayons at Ben and Jerry's. I have got to hang out with them more often.


And last but not least, there was a shirt in B&J's that said "Vermont. What happens here, stays here. But nothing ever really happens." Which is sad, but funny because it's true. AND I LIKE IT THAT WAY.

I skanked this from Sarah's journal because I need to share it with the rest of the world. Immidiately.

(Sarah's Journal: "Never forget, when thirteen dine together, the first to rise will be the first to die!"
Harry, Hermione, Ron, Ginny, Fred, George, Mrs. Weasley, Mr. Weasley, Bill, Tonks, Lupin, Sirius, Mundungus
Count 'em folks. And who gets up first?
"Sirius started to rise from his chair."
*Insert twilight zone music here.*)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

So yeah. Then today in physics, I was calmly doing a problem when I hear this crash. I look up, and Steve has fallen out of his chair and is on the floor, looking a bit dazed. It was quite funny.

I skanked some quotes from the Area 51 site, thank you Kelli.

Fuck has been used by many notable people throughout history :

Mayor of Hiroshima "What the fuck was that?"
General Custer "Where did all these fucking Indians come from?"
Captain of the Titanic "Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"
John Lennon "That's not a real fucking gun."
Richard Nixon "Who's gonna fucking find out?"
Anne Boleyn "Heads are going to fucking roll."
Willard Scott "It's someone's 100th fucking birthday today!"
Albert Einstein "Any fucking idiot could understand that."
Picasso "It does so fucking look like her!"
Pythagoras "How the fuck did you work that out?"
Michaelangelo "You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
Walt Disney "Fuck a duck."
Edmund Hilary "Why? Because it’s fucking there!"
Joan of Arc "I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"
Donald Trump "She wants how much fucking money?!?!?"
Orville Reddenbacher "Look! Almost every fucking kernel popped!"
Jim Lovell (captain of Apollo 13) "Huston, We have a fucking problem!!"

Summer Encore is over. I shall miss you all. I will never forget this experience, and please don't you forget me either. Have a good summer one and all!

On another note, I hope you all feel free to check out the links that Hannah and I have posted here. They are funny, even if you are not as crazy/obsessed as we are.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

On a last note, "Ask, and it will be given you; search, and you will find; knock, and the door will be opened for you."
Luke 11:1-13