Lies and falsehoods, Padfoot!

OMG I have to post this, and I almost forgot!

I'm a piranha! *CHOMP* They in the Amazon! *CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Here are some entertaining bits from Summer Encore, mostly during the bus rides.

Chris: Dyslexic cow! OOOOOOMMMMMMMMM

Devon bought a fish, and took it on the bus to West Hartford with us, and we named it something that was representative of Summer Encore: Winnebago.

Hannah couldn't find her hat, and so Devon and I had to try and stall for like 10 minuets. We lost it after a while and just laughed. It was bad.

We travel around with all our equipment, except the stereo, which we forgot.

Mrs. Archer: You older students should be good role models and provide a good example.
Me: Ha ha ha!
Mrs. Archer: I'm serious.
Me: That's why it's funny.

Hannahmylove came with us to West Hartford and did hilarious things backstage with props and costume bits. She made all the music people go into the hysterias, especially Jacob.

On the last bus ride home, Bart was throwing empty water bottles at Peter's head, and everyone was making it like Otis was doing it.

The three rules of Encore, in order:
1. Just do it. Whatever they ask you to do, no matter how stupid or illogical, just do it. Don't argue. Encore does not do things intelligently or logically.
2. Don't ask why. Once again, Encore does not do things in an easy, smart, or logical way. Don't ask why you must do it.
3.Just don't ask. If you see something odd, just do not ask. You probably don't want to know anyways.

Oh yeah and Jacob actually hit Otis in the head with the club during the second show. By accident. And Otis fell down and mouthed "OW!" at the music people. It was funny.

Summer Encore, how I love thee.

Pass the ice pack!

Would you be comfortable doing that?
Doing who?

Woof woof!

On another note entirely, what did they go back to before they had drawing boards.

The show went pretty well today. Some highlights:

Tob of glar & tar of ... tar

Heather: Someday, in 30 years, this and therapy will meet.

Truth or Dare... 'nuff said.

Hee hee hee.

Devon, you are nuts. There is nothing in here about vacuuming.
But I love you anyways.

There is this one line that Chris says like a million times and it's something like "You ladies just keep jostling that fire!" And in a fit of dirty minded-ness I said "Oh, I'll jostle your fire" Hee hee hee. I only remember these things late at night. Or early in the morning. Depending on your opinion.

These are the highlights from Summer Encore this morning. Expect updates probably every day.

Chris was supposed to be dead but his foot was twitching spastically.

The line was something like "can you hear me?" but Chris said it like a million times and Heather didn't answer so finally someone offstage goes "yes!"

Chris couldn't get his lines right, or at the right time, and he had the script on stage. In his hand.

I was telling Heather that if Chris fell over backwards with the box he was carrying and it landed on top of him how funny that would be, and she said "That wouldn't be fu... Ha ha ha ha ha..." and laughed hysterically.

The spooks were on stage so long that we started falling asleep, and someone said we were snoring, so we finally decided to amuse ourselves by braiding Peter's hair.

Hannah said, about Harry Potter, that you have to see the books and read the movies.

I only have two words: Tar Critter.

Mrs. Archer: The net should be where it was because no one should have touched it.
Heather: Ah Houston that's a negative on the no touching. Please advise.

Chris was supposed to make a noise and he said "hippity hoppity bunny" with a British accent even though we are Southern.

Jacob started petting Mrs. Archer's arm randomly and goes "You feel pretty." We all lost it.

Hi everyone! I am home from my two weeks in China and full of exciting stories. But if you want to hear them you must call or IM me because I'm not going to put them here. But for my own sanity:

Mike and his back flip and his broken shoe.

Brianna asked the guys from Illinois three times about their next flight.

Ben, Bijoy, and Lucas.

Craig.

Ben praying during the extreme turbulence, which was both comforting and disturbing.

Mack: getting lost, deep conversations, 12 siblings, Mormon, avoidance, views on homosexuals, reciting his creed.

Chris and the tar critter, log, and bridge.

I think you poisoned me. Why?
Why do you think?
I think it's because I'm a sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical, cheating, bigot.
Right.

Oh, and also it's ten after Noon in China.