More Random Bio Stuff

160 IQ is a genius.
Sperm may have an expiration date... Best if used by...
I'm on the right, next to the naked lady.
Little ditty, 'bout Chuck and Diane!
Something magical spilled out...
Watson and Crick made lots of mad scientists.
She may have sheep problems.
They jump and leap around, and then one day they just drop dead.
Beadle and Tatum. It sounds like a circus.
Columbus died of syphilis, chained in a dungeon, insane. That doesn't usually make the history books.
There's this squirrel, rabid, drooling, bloodthirsty, cavorting on the lawn, looking for its next victim, seemingly innocent.
Who's our first contestant on "The Project is Right?"
Holy starches Batman!
He convinced them to let him borrow their 12 year old son...
Cannibalistic cows = Mad Cow Disease
In eight hours he'll have billions of friends.
Bacteria don't have child care.
We'll see bacteria porn, raw bacteria sex, XXX bacteria.
Jumping Genes.
Teachers live and die by the Xerox machine.
You don't confuse humans with giraffes. True, but I have seen people who look an awful lot like monkeys.
What do you want: Beans and rice, or rice and beans?
My wife used to date a girl... Don Summer...I mean my son!
If they pay me to let you guys eat jelly beans...I'm OK with that!
So........SEX!
There might be clucking, a dance, you might have to take her to dinner...
That's a nice collection of football trophies/action figures you have! Let's mate! Stamps? No, you would not mate with a man who collects stamps.
Scientific Biology Term - Wild Bobbly Things
700' high sand dune.
When Elephants Attack!
You've got life.
Brad, can I borrow your acid?
Lighting bubbles on fire.
Dude you're a moose, and I'm a cow, and not in heat! Nah, they just had nothing in common.
Hermes + Aphrodite = Hermaphrodite
Jelly-like: Scientific term coming from the Greek "Jelly" meaning jelly, and "Like" meaning like.
There was a zombie frog that hopped off the tray.
Giant squid orgy. It's their last act.
They slowly suffocate, and then we boil them to death!
Light bulb head and steak heart with dollops of steak sauce.
MHC Markers say "I'm Spartacus!"
MHC - Muffins Have Cranberries
Oh, boy, can we wreck her life... let's make bumps on her chest! (That's the truth)
You need to consider the fact that Birth Control pills are only 99% effective when you start discussing.
She could get pregnant from something she did the night before.
Mr. Hooker, there is only one thing that will get a girl pregnant.
The egg is ripe!

That's all folks!

Summer Encore Is Hilarious!

These are the highlights from Summer Encore this morning. Expect updates probably every day.

Chris was supposed to be dead but his foot was twitching spastically.

The line was something like "can you hear me?" but Chris said it like a million times and Heather didn't answer so finally someone offstage goes "yes!"

Chris couldn't get his lines right, or at the right time, and he had the script on stage. In his hand.

I was telling Heather that if Chris fell over backwards with the box he was carrying and it landed on top of him how funny that would be, and she said "That wouldn't be fu... Ha ha ha ha ha..." and laughed hysterically.

The spooks were on stage so long that we started falling asleep, and someone said we were snoring, so we finally decided to amuse ourselves by braiding Peter's hair.

Hannah said, about Harry Potter, that you have to see the books and read the movies.

I only have two words: Tar Critter.

Mrs. Archer: The net should be where it was because no one should have touched it.
Heather: Ah Houston that's a negative on the no touching. Please advise.

Chris was supposed to make a noise and he said "hippity hoppity bunny" with a British accent even though we are Southern.

Jacob started petting Mrs. Archer's arm randomly and goes "You feel pretty." We all lost it.

Just for Bart

Bart is upset that he is not in here and that I didn't keep him updated about Chad. So here is a post just for Bart.

We all start as asses.
Make me a pie, goddamit!
Many fun (cough) years at RTS with Bart!
I finally got a lead at the Denardo party.
I was a gypsy...no, I was your bitch.

I love you Bart!

Hannahmylove

Hey guys! Hannah and I are having an in-character journal at moony78. So if you want to see how truly insane we really are... check it out!

More Bart

Bart:I'm surrounded by annoying republican kids and my mom wanted me to go out and introduce myself, so I turned around to her and said "Hi, I'm Bart I'm a gay democrat"...I think I'll pass on that offer mom.

Hee hee hee!

I really do love Bart.