Lies and falsehoods, Padfoot!

Ok. My Bio class was totally nuts this year, and I have kept a record of things actually said and/or thought in that class, by me, Kathryn, Mr. Hooker, and others. I will share these things with you now. You will probably not understand most of them, but I want them here so I will always remember them even if I lose the papers I have written them on.

So here goes.

Those Chemistry People
People copy body movements when conversing.
Sea cucumbers vomit.
Viruses don't really live, or die either.
Mr. Hooker graduated high school in 1965.
A paradigm shift is a change in the way of looking at things.
Frogs and Fish don't need sex changes.
Headless praying mantises and horny.
Spiders practice bondage.
There was a 300 year old dead seal.
Planamal
Lynx + Bobcat = Hybrid in Maine.
There are no lions in Vermont, except stuffed ones and rugs.
Panther Pete the photographer.
Ospreys are rather impressive.
CVPS likes ospreys
Got Milkweed?
Beating cantankerous lions with swords.
Hunting caterpillars is illegal.
Dance avec lup.
A dead language is one that doesn't change.
Darwin's ship was the HMS Beagle.
Darwin was a closet naturalist.
Choose your parents well.
Don't poke beetles.
Noble gasses don't help life.
This kid had a summer job at the radioactive power plant.
X-rays can hurt your baby.
St. Elmo's fire is the lightening above volcanoes.
You could get a family discount on tonsillectomies.
There was much rejoicing.
Rubber bands hold shape, not bonds or bridges.
We are going to get intimately associated with chemicals.
451(like Fahrenheit 451) is the temperature at which paper and matches burn.
8oz. of rennin curdles 10,000lbs of milk.
He was a world renowned coffee chemist.
Sex is a DNA exchange.
I know when the sticky buns are ready.
If someone were to come in off the roof...
It's like a Chinese fire drill for electrons.
Cleavage Furrow.
Pectin is in jelly and cell walls.
We're going to see cleavage and pinching.
Humans don't reproduce by mitosis.
We're in the testicles of a male. Oh Goody!
You can't be like "OK guys, I want a son tonight!"
We eat apple ovaries and kill baby apple trees.
Gregor Mendel made a chastity belt for peas.
Tongue roller deaf kid.
Brad's dad is 6' 10" tall, and Kathryn knows it.
If you graph us, we make a bell shaped curve.
I like her traits, and I like his traits. Ok you two, let's see some action!
They would literally die. (As opposed to what? Figuratively die?)
He was the fly expert of the world.
And there's a cell I can attack to boot!
Sex stimulates ovulation in rabbits, and so they always have kids.
Rabbits breed...like...rabbits.
There are bunnies all over the place.
Hippo sweat is pink.
Let's have the female go right and the male make a mistake.
Kathryn: That's the way it always is.
Justin Timberlake has only one descended testicle.
All of a sudden it's like...Puberty!
When my son was born he was purple with orange hair and a pointy head.
100 IQ is average.

Harmony has minions?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Wesley: What is this?
Lindsay: It's the symbol of the Circle of the Black Thorn. They're a secret society.
Wesley: I've never heard of them.
Lindsay: That's 'cause they're a secret.
Angel

Donna: We're cursed.
Eric: We're not cursed. Bad things happen because I'm stupid.
That 70's Show

Mrs. Alonso: What sentence correctly follows "Of course I'll take care of your mother?"
Renee: Be careful, she bites.

Movie: Human mothers can identify their children by smell alone within 2 hours of birth.
Me: Sniff sniff. Yup. Smells like my kid.
Kathryn: What if you're Dan's mother?

The coach yelled to the boys and girls in the cars "Will everyone with a penis please come out here for a minute?" and Caroline got out.
Emalee

If you are volunteered to do something in Encore just follow the five step process. Step One: Go to step five. Step Five: Change your name and move to Mexico.

A dilemma is when you have two lemmas.
Mr. Wilson

The sub for Mr. Hooker the other day said "I appreciate your maturity during the boob scene and the monkeys doin' it."

Yes, well, the raging beast and I thank you for your show of support.
Hannahmylove

Kid in my Spanish class after hearing about some tricky Spanish thing: That's not Kosher.
Me: No, it's Spanish.

Geneticists don't die, they just come to sticky ends.
Mr. Hooker
(Someday you will all take Bio, and study restriction enzymes, and then you will get it.)