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Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Wesley: What is this?
Lindsay: It's the symbol of the Circle of the Black Thorn. They're a secret society.
Wesley: I've never heard of them.
Lindsay: That's 'cause they're a secret.
Angel
Donna: We're cursed.
Eric: We're not cursed. Bad things happen because I'm stupid.
That 70's Show
Mrs. Alonso: What sentence correctly follows "Of course I'll take care of your mother?"
Renee: Be careful, she bites.
Movie: Human mothers can identify their children by smell alone within 2 hours of birth.
Me: Sniff sniff. Yup. Smells like my kid.
Kathryn: What if you're Dan's mother?
The coach yelled to the boys and girls in the cars "Will everyone with a penis please come out here for a minute?" and Caroline got out.
Emalee
If you are volunteered to do something in Encore just follow the five step process. Step One: Go to step five. Step Five: Change your name and move to Mexico.
A dilemma is when you have two lemmas.
Mr. Wilson
The sub for Mr. Hooker the other day said "I appreciate your maturity during the boob scene and the monkeys doin' it."
Yes, well, the raging beast and I thank you for your show of support.
Hannahmylove
Kid in my Spanish class after hearing about some tricky Spanish thing: That's not Kosher.
Me: No, it's Spanish.
Geneticists don't die, they just come to sticky ends.
Mr. Hooker
(Someday you will all take Bio, and study restriction enzymes, and then you will get it.)
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Wesley: What is this?
Lindsay: It's the symbol of the Circle of the Black Thorn. They're a secret society.
Wesley: I've never heard of them.
Lindsay: That's 'cause they're a secret.
Angel
Donna: We're cursed.
Eric: We're not cursed. Bad things happen because I'm stupid.
That 70's Show
Mrs. Alonso: What sentence correctly follows "Of course I'll take care of your mother?"
Renee: Be careful, she bites.
Movie: Human mothers can identify their children by smell alone within 2 hours of birth.
Me: Sniff sniff. Yup. Smells like my kid.
Kathryn: What if you're Dan's mother?
The coach yelled to the boys and girls in the cars "Will everyone with a penis please come out here for a minute?" and Caroline got out.
Emalee
If you are volunteered to do something in Encore just follow the five step process. Step One: Go to step five. Step Five: Change your name and move to Mexico.
A dilemma is when you have two lemmas.
Mr. Wilson
The sub for Mr. Hooker the other day said "I appreciate your maturity during the boob scene and the monkeys doin' it."
Yes, well, the raging beast and I thank you for your show of support.
Hannahmylove
Kid in my Spanish class after hearing about some tricky Spanish thing: That's not Kosher.
Me: No, it's Spanish.
Geneticists don't die, they just come to sticky ends.
Mr. Hooker
(Someday you will all take Bio, and study restriction enzymes, and then you will get it.)
