My Fair Lady

Professor Higgins: Isn't it funny how the English language disappears? They haven't spoken it in America for years.

Eliza: OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

Eliza's Father: I can't afford to have morals.

Eliza: All I want is 'enry 'iggins 'ead!

Eliza: I swallowed one!
Higgins: (With no concern over Eliza) That's OK. I have plenty more.


At the underclassman awards the only teacher who pronounced Kathryn Ogorzalek's name right was Mr. Hooker, which is ironic because he never said her name in class, simply calling her Kathryn...the O word.
Top Hat

What do you call this amazing power you have over horses?
Horsepower.

Can I rescue you?
No, I prefer being in distress.

No, don't kill him. I may want that pleasure myself.


Mrs. Russell was telling us about superstitions, and she says "what are you supposed to do if you spill salt on the table? And someone says "Snort it."

These are the kinds of people in my YES Plan.

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