Jul. 6th, 2004

Hi everyone! I am home from my two weeks in China and full of exciting stories. But if you want to hear them you must call or IM me because I'm not going to put them here. But for my own sanity:

Mike and his back flip and his broken shoe.

Brianna asked the guys from Illinois three times about their next flight.

Ben, Bijoy, and Lucas.

Craig.

Ben praying during the extreme turbulence, which was both comforting and disturbing.

Mack: getting lost, deep conversations, 12 siblings, Mormon, avoidance, views on homosexuals, reciting his creed.

Chris and the tar critter, log, and bridge.

I think you poisoned me. Why?
Why do you think?
I think it's because I'm a sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical, cheating, bigot.
Right.

Oh, and also it's ten after Noon in China.
Mrs. Archer told us that we had to own our lines, which meant knowing them as well as we know the alphabet or multiplication tables. Jacob went "I know the nines: 9, 18, 24... Oh man," This does not bode well for our play.

Chris licked me today and I went "Ewww! I've been kissed by a dog!" Hee hee hee.

If you needed any more proof that Jacob is secretly gay; he was wearing the same shirt and almost the same pants as Bart, who is openly gay.
Ok, no one who was not there will understand this, but instead of saying TMI, I will now be saying... Earmuffs!
Ok. My Bio class was totally nuts this year, and I have kept a record of things actually said and/or thought in that class, by me, Kathryn, Mr. Hooker, and others. I will share these things with you now. You will probably not understand most of them, but I want them here so I will always remember them even if I lose the papers I have written them on.

So here goes.

Those Chemistry People
People copy body movements when conversing.
Sea cucumbers vomit.
Viruses don't really live, or die either.
Mr. Hooker graduated high school in 1965.
A paradigm shift is a change in the way of looking at things.
Frogs and Fish don't need sex changes.
Headless praying mantises and horny.
Spiders practice bondage.
There was a 300 year old dead seal.
Planamal
Lynx + Bobcat = Hybrid in Maine.
There are no lions in Vermont, except stuffed ones and rugs.
Panther Pete the photographer.
Ospreys are rather impressive.
CVPS likes ospreys
Got Milkweed?
Beating cantankerous lions with swords.
Hunting caterpillars is illegal.
Dance avec lup.
A dead language is one that doesn't change.
Darwin's ship was the HMS Beagle.
Darwin was a closet naturalist.
Choose your parents well.
Don't poke beetles.
Noble gasses don't help life.
This kid had a summer job at the radioactive power plant.
X-rays can hurt your baby.
St. Elmo's fire is the lightening above volcanoes.
You could get a family discount on tonsillectomies.
There was much rejoicing.
Rubber bands hold shape, not bonds or bridges.
We are going to get intimately associated with chemicals.
451(like Fahrenheit 451) is the temperature at which paper and matches burn.
8oz. of rennin curdles 10,000lbs of milk.
He was a world renowned coffee chemist.
Sex is a DNA exchange.
I know when the sticky buns are ready.
If someone were to come in off the roof...
It's like a Chinese fire drill for electrons.
Cleavage Furrow.
Pectin is in jelly and cell walls.
We're going to see cleavage and pinching.
Humans don't reproduce by mitosis.
We're in the testicles of a male. Oh Goody!
You can't be like "OK guys, I want a son tonight!"
We eat apple ovaries and kill baby apple trees.
Gregor Mendel made a chastity belt for peas.
Tongue roller deaf kid.
Brad's dad is 6' 10" tall, and Kathryn knows it.
If you graph us, we make a bell shaped curve.
I like her traits, and I like his traits. Ok you two, let's see some action!
They would literally die. (As opposed to what? Figuratively die?)
He was the fly expert of the world.
And there's a cell I can attack to boot!
Sex stimulates ovulation in rabbits, and so they always have kids.
Rabbits breed...like...rabbits.
There are bunnies all over the place.
Hippo sweat is pink.
Let's have the female go right and the male make a mistake.
Kathryn: That's the way it always is.
Justin Timberlake has only one descended testicle.
All of a sudden it's like...Puberty!
When my son was born he was purple with orange hair and a pointy head.
100 IQ is average.

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