Anthropology is a Good Class
Nov. 29th, 2004 06:22 pmIn Anthro today...
Mr. Peterson informed us all that teenagers are ugly and are only attractive to each other. People were offended. I say that this is a good thing because I do not want to be attractive to dirty pervy 50 year old men, thank you very much.
Some idiot asked if only female cows give milk.
There was a discussion, because Mr. Peterson had been reading about how sailors in the British navy used to have sex with the livestock kept on board, about why men have sex with sheep. Why not pigs or cows? The consensus reached was that sheep are cute.
Jesse had to explain to Emily, after Mr. Peterson mentioned that Neanderthals hunted six foot tall beavers, the other meaning of beaver.
See why you should all take this class?
Mr. Peterson informed us all that teenagers are ugly and are only attractive to each other. People were offended. I say that this is a good thing because I do not want to be attractive to dirty pervy 50 year old men, thank you very much.
Some idiot asked if only female cows give milk.
There was a discussion, because Mr. Peterson had been reading about how sailors in the British navy used to have sex with the livestock kept on board, about why men have sex with sheep. Why not pigs or cows? The consensus reached was that sheep are cute.
Jesse had to explain to Emily, after Mr. Peterson mentioned that Neanderthals hunted six foot tall beavers, the other meaning of beaver.
See why you should all take this class?
Hee hee hee
Date: 2004-11-29 05:46 pm (UTC)