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Jay Leno: Have you seen the pictures of the seven terrorists we're trying to catch now? (shows picture) Look at this guy! He has one eye and a hook! (which he really did) What is he one of the Pirates of the Caribbean? "Yargh Jihad arrgh matey!"
I laughed so hard I almost wet myself.
Leno: Don't you miss the good old days when people robbed gas stations instead of the other way around? (No one laughs)
It's Friday! All jokes must go!
Leno: This man had sex with a chicken...he caught herpes and salmonella.
Shrek 2 Rocks! Go see it!!!!!!!!!!!
Pray for mercy from...Puss...in Boots!
Join the club...we have jackets.
Jay Leno: Have you seen the pictures of the seven terrorists we're trying to catch now? (shows picture) Look at this guy! He has one eye and a hook! (which he really did) What is he one of the Pirates of the Caribbean? "Yargh Jihad arrgh matey!"
I laughed so hard I almost wet myself.
Leno: Don't you miss the good old days when people robbed gas stations instead of the other way around? (No one laughs)
It's Friday! All jokes must go!
Leno: This man had sex with a chicken...he caught herpes and salmonella.
Shrek 2 Rocks! Go see it!!!!!!!!!!!
Pray for mercy from...Puss...in Boots!
Join the club...we have jackets.
