Down With Love!
Jan. 21st, 2005 07:54 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
leia131So I watched Down with Love again...and now you all have to suffer with some quotes from it.
Vicky: I'm sorry they've been riding your tail so hard over there.
Guy: I'm not.
Peter: I have enough insecurities without having to worry about my socks falling down!
Peter: The only thing I have to offer a woman is the same thing you have to offer a woman. You!
Peter: Catch, you're the best friend a man with 20 diagnosed psychoseses could have.
Catch: Well, we've been friends a long time. I knew you when you only had 12.
Catch: You said she was a spinster!
Peter: I did not! I have never used the word spinster in my life! Well, except when I told my mother it was technically incorrect for her to call her son a spinster.
Catch: Do you still want to go out with Vicky?
Peter: Of course! Do you think I want to end up a spinster?
Vicky: The men who resent me won't give me the time of day, and the men who respect me won't give me the time of night.
Peter: If I had the chance, I'd resent and respect you, day and night and night and day!
(Upon careful consideration, Becky, I have decided that it would indeed be funnier if Catch poured the ice water down his pants)
(THE ELEVATOR SLIDE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!)
Vicky: For being so man crazy all my life, I sure can't stand 'em.
Peter: I feel like I'm going to explode!
Catch: Finally.
10 minutes?
10 minutes.
Peter: HOMOSEXUAL! I'm not HOMOsexual!
Vicky: Barbra!
Peter: Vicky!
Catch: Nancy!
Peter: Who are you calling Nancy?
Vicky: You're just like every other man!
Peter: I'm just like every other man!
Peter: You have to rip her apart, if not for the good of civilization then just for me!
Ok, I am done. Sorry. I can't help it. Becky got me hooked. And I love her for it.
So also today:
Mr. Sinclair: Tupack (Is how he pronounced it)
Class: Snicker Giggle Giggle
Mr. Sinclair: What?
Class: It's Tupac.
Mr Sinclair: I'm 57! What the Hell do you want?
Mr. Whitman gave me two very very bad mental images:
1. "Don't mind my clashing clothes. I got dressed in the dark today. (Now why would he do that? I don't really want to know.)
2. If I do have to resort to punishing you for not practicing, I'm not going to like, crack a whip over your heads. (Now THAT'S an image I do not need, but my dirty mind supplied me with. Them Kayla Steen felt the need to come up behind me and whisper "Whip me!")
So finally, the only part of this you will all read, the quote. The last quote was My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Janeea, Kim, Jean, Hannah, and Kelli all got it right. They all get one "Boont Cake" point.
The next quote is "We are the music makers. And we are the dreamers of dreams." (This may be from a song as well, but I do not know. It's from a movie, as far as I know. Anyone who can tell me the song, if there is one, gets a really special point.)
Vicky: I'm sorry they've been riding your tail so hard over there.
Guy: I'm not.
Peter: I have enough insecurities without having to worry about my socks falling down!
Peter: The only thing I have to offer a woman is the same thing you have to offer a woman. You!
Peter: Catch, you're the best friend a man with 20 diagnosed psychoseses could have.
Catch: Well, we've been friends a long time. I knew you when you only had 12.
Catch: You said she was a spinster!
Peter: I did not! I have never used the word spinster in my life! Well, except when I told my mother it was technically incorrect for her to call her son a spinster.
Catch: Do you still want to go out with Vicky?
Peter: Of course! Do you think I want to end up a spinster?
Vicky: The men who resent me won't give me the time of day, and the men who respect me won't give me the time of night.
Peter: If I had the chance, I'd resent and respect you, day and night and night and day!
(Upon careful consideration, Becky, I have decided that it would indeed be funnier if Catch poured the ice water down his pants)
(THE ELEVATOR SLIDE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!)
Vicky: For being so man crazy all my life, I sure can't stand 'em.
Peter: I feel like I'm going to explode!
Catch: Finally.
10 minutes?
10 minutes.
Peter: HOMOSEXUAL! I'm not HOMOsexual!
Vicky: Barbra!
Peter: Vicky!
Catch: Nancy!
Peter: Who are you calling Nancy?
Vicky: You're just like every other man!
Peter: I'm just like every other man!
Peter: You have to rip her apart, if not for the good of civilization then just for me!
Ok, I am done. Sorry. I can't help it. Becky got me hooked. And I love her for it.
So also today:
Mr. Sinclair: Tupack (Is how he pronounced it)
Class: Snicker Giggle Giggle
Mr. Sinclair: What?
Class: It's Tupac.
Mr Sinclair: I'm 57! What the Hell do you want?
Mr. Whitman gave me two very very bad mental images:
1. "Don't mind my clashing clothes. I got dressed in the dark today. (Now why would he do that? I don't really want to know.)
2. If I do have to resort to punishing you for not practicing, I'm not going to like, crack a whip over your heads. (Now THAT'S an image I do not need, but my dirty mind supplied me with. Them Kayla Steen felt the need to come up behind me and whisper "Whip me!")
So finally, the only part of this you will all read, the quote. The last quote was My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Janeea, Kim, Jean, Hannah, and Kelli all got it right. They all get one "Boont Cake" point.
The next quote is "We are the music makers. And we are the dreamers of dreams." (This may be from a song as well, but I do not know. It's from a movie, as far as I know. Anyone who can tell me the song, if there is one, gets a really special point.)
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Date: 2005-01-21 06:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-21 06:54 pm (UTC)And...
Mr. Whitman gave me two very very bad mental images:
1. "Don't mind my clashing clothes. I got dressed in the dark today. (Now why would he do that? I don't really want to know.)
2. If I do have to resort to punishing you for not practicing, I'm not going to like, crack a whip over your heads. (Now THAT'S an image I do not need, but my dirty mind supplied me with. Them Kayla Steen felt the need to come up behind me and whisper "Whip me!")
Re: Dressing in the dark: Dear. Lord.
I also try not to think about what might be the reason for those days when Whitman just goes around singing the theme song from "Green Acres"....*shudder*
Re: the whip?
"Bad James! Bad!"
*dies ded. again.*
No one keels me like you do, Megan ;D
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Date: 2005-01-21 08:15 pm (UTC)Whitman is having a baby it's due in august!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Date: 2005-01-21 09:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-22 07:37 am (UTC)Willy Wonka says that in the candy garden!!!
I really want to watch that now!
"There's no earthly way of knowing Which direction we are going There's no knowing where we're rowing Or which way the river's flowing"