Pirates of the Carribean (Again)

[leia131]

Ok. Once upon a time I tried to put all the Pirates quotes in this journal. About halfway through the two pages of typing i hit the wrong button and lost the whole thing. So here goes, again. I have tried to keep these all in chronological order, but forgive any mistakes.

Captain Jack Sparrow: It's such a pretty boat. Ship.

Elizabeth: I can't breathe!

Soldier: I never would have thought of that.
Jack: Obviously you've never been to Singapore.

Norrington: No additional shot or powder, a compass that doesn't point North, (pulls out Jack's sword) and I half expected it to be wooden. You've got to be the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack: But you have heard of me.

Will: You threatened Miss Swan!
Jack: Only a little.

Jack: Who makes all these?
Will: I do. And I practice with them three hours every day.
Jack: You need a girl mate. Or, perhaps the reason you practice three hours every day is that you've found a girl, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?

Will: You cheated.
Jack: Pirate!

Jack: You can do that forever; that dog's never going to move.