Our Lesson For Today
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leia131I watched Damien: Omen II today, and I learned some things.
1. The antichrist couldn't kill people if they weren't so incredibly stupid. This woman was attacked by one bird. One. Not a flock, like in The Birds, just one bird. And not even a big bird, like an eagle, just a crow. One crow. And she couldn't manage to beat off/escape from ONE CROW. By the time she stumbled in the path of a Mack truck I wanted her to die.
2. The antichrist is cute. And funny. And says "thank you" when you give him cake. And offers to do things for you, like open doors. Then he kills people, mercilessly. So beware cute, funny, polite boys, because they could be the antichrist.
3. If the antichrist says "I love you, you are like a brother to me, don't leave me, please don't make me beg you to go with me, please go with me" GO WITH HIM. Otherwise, he will make you have an anyurism, and then cry about it because even though he is the antichrist he has feelings too.
4. Little 5 year old kid that kills people mainly without knowing what he is doing = cool and creepy. 12 year old boy who kills people because they pose a threat to him and the powers he is coming into = sad and creepy. Adult who kills people and has a big scary dog = just weird. Especially when that adult is played by the guy from Jurassic park.
"Ha! Dinosaurs? I'm not afraid of dinosaurs! I'm the fucking antichrist! Bam! Anuyrism on your scaly ass, T-rex! Hey raptors, wanna come help me kill stupid people?"
Also had this thought, because I am reading Good Omens, in which Adam is the antichrist.
Damien: I'm the antichrist!
Adam: No! I'm the antichrist!
Damien: I kill people just by looking at them!
Adam: Well, I can make it rain fish!
Damien: I have a hellhound!
Adam: I have one too!
Damien: I have an evil name, and the creepy dark hair look, and 666 on my skull, and a billion dollar company, and dark suits, and lackeys, and the only way to kill me is with these 7 specific daggers! So there!
Adam: Yeah, well I have Crowley and Azriphale!
Damien: Ok, you win.
And the last quote was indeed Aladdin. Stephanie and Janeea got it right, and they each get a 3 Wishes point. Here is a new quote for you all "They're all gonna laugh at you!"
1. The antichrist couldn't kill people if they weren't so incredibly stupid. This woman was attacked by one bird. One. Not a flock, like in The Birds, just one bird. And not even a big bird, like an eagle, just a crow. One crow. And she couldn't manage to beat off/escape from ONE CROW. By the time she stumbled in the path of a Mack truck I wanted her to die.
2. The antichrist is cute. And funny. And says "thank you" when you give him cake. And offers to do things for you, like open doors. Then he kills people, mercilessly. So beware cute, funny, polite boys, because they could be the antichrist.
3. If the antichrist says "I love you, you are like a brother to me, don't leave me, please don't make me beg you to go with me, please go with me" GO WITH HIM. Otherwise, he will make you have an anyurism, and then cry about it because even though he is the antichrist he has feelings too.
4. Little 5 year old kid that kills people mainly without knowing what he is doing = cool and creepy. 12 year old boy who kills people because they pose a threat to him and the powers he is coming into = sad and creepy. Adult who kills people and has a big scary dog = just weird. Especially when that adult is played by the guy from Jurassic park.
"Ha! Dinosaurs? I'm not afraid of dinosaurs! I'm the fucking antichrist! Bam! Anuyrism on your scaly ass, T-rex! Hey raptors, wanna come help me kill stupid people?"
Also had this thought, because I am reading Good Omens, in which Adam is the antichrist.
Damien: I'm the antichrist!
Adam: No! I'm the antichrist!
Damien: I kill people just by looking at them!
Adam: Well, I can make it rain fish!
Damien: I have a hellhound!
Adam: I have one too!
Damien: I have an evil name, and the creepy dark hair look, and 666 on my skull, and a billion dollar company, and dark suits, and lackeys, and the only way to kill me is with these 7 specific daggers! So there!
Adam: Yeah, well I have Crowley and Azriphale!
Damien: Ok, you win.
And the last quote was indeed Aladdin. Stephanie and Janeea got it right, and they each get a 3 Wishes point. Here is a new quote for you all "They're all gonna laugh at you!"
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Date: 2005-01-31 06:57 pm (UTC)DAMN IT!
OH MAN! right on neea- adam sandler...what a crazy guy!