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leia131Because one good slash deserves another... Stolen from Hannahmylove.
"A Broomstick In Time"
On a mortal and quixotic morning, Sirius sat beside a grove. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His elbow ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Remus to love someone with a mulitfarious ear?
Voraciously, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a Beautiful squidgy library book, all on a summer's day. I wish my Remus would poke me, in his own elegant way..."
"Do you?" Remus sat down beside Sirius and put his hand on Sirius's toe. "I think that could be arranged."
Sirius gasped squeakily. "But what about my mulitfarious ear?"
"I like it," Remus said angrily. "I think it's superfluous."
They came together and their kiss was like a shallow pool in the moonlight.
"I love you," Sirius said alluringly.
"I love you too," Remus replied and poked him.
They bought a flamingo, moved in together, and lived fortunately ever after.
Sirius wants to be poked...Oh dear God.
"A Broomstick In Time"
On a mortal and quixotic morning, Sirius sat beside a grove. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His elbow ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Remus to love someone with a mulitfarious ear?
Voraciously, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a Beautiful squidgy library book, all on a summer's day. I wish my Remus would poke me, in his own elegant way..."
"Do you?" Remus sat down beside Sirius and put his hand on Sirius's toe. "I think that could be arranged."
Sirius gasped squeakily. "But what about my mulitfarious ear?"
"I like it," Remus said angrily. "I think it's superfluous."
They came together and their kiss was like a shallow pool in the moonlight.
"I love you," Sirius said alluringly.
"I love you too," Remus replied and poked him.
They bought a flamingo, moved in together, and lived fortunately ever after.
Sirius wants to be poked...Oh dear God.
