[personal profile] leia131

I went to see Heather's play today (SIDE NOTE: I did not know Heather was even in a play until Emalee called me at noon and was like "Wanna go see Heather's play at two?") and it was a very good and very funny play. Five Women Wearing the Same Dress. The same ugly dress, I might add. There were some good lines...

It's like the bland leading the bland...

I am a Christian woman!

What on Earth goes through a man's head while he's fucking his fiancee's 13 year old sister?

Here's to drunken sex in public places!

(Forgive me if these aren't quite right...)

Then Em and I went to see A Lot Like Love and awwwwwwwww it was teh sweetest. I like Ashton Kutcher, and I refuse to be ashamed of that. He's not such a bad actor, really, and as they said in the movie "You're not...unattractive..." Ohh ohh ohh and my song was in the movie! *Squee* I even know the title now! Yippiee!

Oliver, you've been robbed.

Shhhh. Don't. You'll ruin it.

Today I love Breathe(2am) by Anna Nalick because it's my song

Today I hate Bernie Mac

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