Lies and falsehoods, Padfoot!

Touche Salesman! I too am your uncle!
Ari, misquoting...
Touche salesman! I too have an uncle!
Heather (from Family Guy)

We could kill her dog. Does she have a dog? We could buy her a dog and then kill it.
Down to Earth

When I see you alone I worry about the company you're keeping.
The Practice

The cheese was like.... a lot.
Heather

There's a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning!
Jimmy Buffet "Fruitcake"

You wouldn't see a cunning plan if it stripped, painted itself blue, and danced on a harpsichord singing "Cunning plans are here again"!
Hannahmylove, quoting some random fan fiction