Lies and falsehoods, Padfoot!

Alan got laid. My boy is back.



P.S. I'm spazzing about my Bio test tomorrow... Why'd the Earth have to form anyways? And who cares when oxygen first became readily available in the atmosphere? (2.7 Billion years ago, I don't care but I have to know it...)

Ok, study and then sleep. That's the master plan. Wish me luck!

Touche Salesman! I too am your uncle!
Ari, misquoting...
Touche salesman! I too have an uncle!
Heather (from Family Guy)

We could kill her dog. Does she have a dog? We could buy her a dog and then kill it.
Down to Earth

When I see you alone I worry about the company you're keeping.
The Practice

The cheese was like.... a lot.
Heather

There's a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning!
Jimmy Buffet "Fruitcake"

You wouldn't see a cunning plan if it stripped, painted itself blue, and danced on a harpsichord singing "Cunning plans are here again"!
Hannahmylove, quoting some random fan fiction