Lies and falsehoods, Padfoot!

Now, I know that none of you (with the possible exception of Jenn) know who Maggie is, but this is still funny. She had this conversation with me before philosophy today, and I was laughing so hard through the whole thing that I knew I had to put it on here.

Maggie: *after explaining that there's only one washing machine in her building, and it's broken* I just want to be clean! I don't want to look like a vagabond! I don't want to be a migrant!
Me: A migrant? Like a migrant worker?
Maggie: I don't want to pick grapes!
Me: Cause being dirty necessitates picking grapes...
Maggie: I just want to be clean, is that so much to ask? My goal for today is to be clean. Not to do my homework or study, just to be clean. I've been dirty for too long.


God, I love Maggie. She lived on my floor last year, and she really makes life more fun, let me tell you.



Oh, and as long as we're talking about the deep philosophical discussions that happen before the class even starts, Fallon and I had this whole talk one day about how you don't even need Romania, you only need Transylvania. Seriously, off the top of your head, name another city in Romania. Name somehting Romania's done/is famous for that doesn't involve Transylvania. You can't. The only reason anyone even knows Romania exists is because of Transylvania. Thus you don't need the whole country, just Transylvania will be sufficient.







I apologize to any Romanians on my friends list. It was just a funny thing to be talking about. I'm sure Romania is a fascinating and culturally rich country that has much more to offer than creepy castles full of vampires, quaint villiages with a werewolf problem, and roving bands of gypsies. Really.