Lies and falsehoods, Padfoot!

1. Remember the Vertigo pin? It was Hannah's, and is now back in her possesion.

2. Graduation was quite a bit less boring than mine, mostly because Nora's and Brian's speeches were funny and not overly long. Emalee's party at my house was lovely, and chocolate cake with peanut butter frosting is AMAZING.

3. Never eat undercooked yak meat.

4. Project Grad, for some reason I can't quite place, was a lot better than mine. It seemed to fly by, whereas mine dragged on and on and on. Jim and Kelli spent the whole night on the bean bags again, and it was like "Awww, that's where they met!" The hypnotist was still good, but I was more impressed with his before-show sleight of hand.

I stole the box of Sour Patch Kids, and we ate the red ones and threw the yellow ones at people (mostly Aaron Mack.)

Fucking Latanzie threw away my cinnamon bagel, because he is an ass. I really wanted to do something bad in front of him, like make out with Renee or swear or take my shirt off or kick him in the balls or something. But I didn't.

5. Renee is still awesome.

6. Work is still unbelievably boring, but on the bright side I'm using the time to write fic.

7. And Jo goes over to Ben & Jerry's and picks up ice cream for us almost every day.

8. My Ron desktop wants to know why I don't write any Ron!fic, and I don't have an answer for it.

9. Went to Hannahmylove's last night and watched But I'm a Cheerleader again. Now I want both the movie and the soundtrack. And she fed me! Food she'd cooked herself! I was so impressed! Yay Hannah!

10. And speaking of Hannahs, last, but certainly not least, HANNAH BROKE UP WITH PHIL.

Our conversation went like this:
Hannah: I broke up with Phil because I realized that he didn't want my for the intellectual side, or to talk, he just wanted me for the physical.
Me: *taking her face in my hands* Honey, I love you. But DUH!

And so now the world is a little bit more right, because that nonsense is over.