Lies and falsehoods, Padfoot!

It be talk like a pirate day! If yeh scurvy dogs don't know what I'm talking about, then go here and educate yerselves, yeh mangy curs! http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

Arrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!

Here be some hilarity from me pirate physics class. I'd like ter run Mr. Welch through one 'o these days, with me cutlass! Arrr!!!

Mr. Welch: You need gravity. You can't walk without gravity. You need friction. You can't walk without friction. You need air resistance. You can't....well yes you can, but then there'd be no air and you'd be dead...

Steve: And then you couldn't walk.

Har har har! I laughed me pirate arse off!

Also check out me pirate icons! I pillaged 'em from all over the seven seas!

Here are some good pirate films. Watch 'em, or I'll make yeh walk the plank!
Pirates of the Caribbean The Curse of the Black Pearl
Muppet Teasure Island
Treasure Planet

Arr! Lynnpuzzle be me pirate goddess! Her art, though not about pirates, speaks to me soul! Arrrrrrr!

I'm off to plunder, pilfer, and otherwise pillage me weasly black guts out. Avast!

Pirate advice for the day: Remember, pillage BEFORE you burn.