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Sep. 14th, 2006 08:08 amDid I ever tell you guys that Lex Luthor and Tom Sawyer are in my Chem class? I meant to.
Seriously, there's a kid in my Chem class who's name is Thomas Sawyer. No joke. And the other one's name... well ok, I don't know his full name, but they call him Lex.
Also, on that Supermanish note, we talked about the element Krypton yesterday, and Professor Findley was like "This element does no harm to Superman, and is not green." And I was like, "Dude, that's kryptonite. Krypton is the home planet of Superman, and it blew up, so for all you know the element Krypton (which is a gas) could be the vaporized form of what's left of it." (Matt, you would have been proud.)
And then I almost killed him because he can't explain shit and the only reason I have any idea what's going on in that class is because I still remember the information from when Mr. Lopes taught it to me FOUR YEARS AGO. Cause he's awesome.
Conclusion: I am smarter (or at least better at verbalizing concepts) than my Chem teacher. I was thiclose to standing up and being like, "Get out of the way I'm going to teach this because I can do it better than you." (Which would have gone over real well, I'm sure.)
HE FORGOT A DIATOMIC. AND I HAD TO POINT IT OUT. AND IT WAS HYDROGEN. FUCKING HYDROGEN!!! THE FIRST ELEMENT ON THE PERIODIC TABLE. HOW DO YOU DO FORGET HYDROGEN?!?!?!!!???!!
That class bothers me. He probably thinks I'm dumb too, because every time he leaves out something I think he should have said I ask the really stupid/simple question necessary to make him say it, for the benefit of the rest of the class. I was explaining to the kid behind me (Lex) why the electron doesn't figure into a mass calculation of an element, because Professor Findley couldn't be bothered.
Really bothers me.
But in Psych we watched an interview with this guy who's hair was a cross between a white man afro and a mullet. And it was going grey too. I could not stop laughing, and the rest of the class was looking at me like "What's your problem?"
Hahahahahaha!
Seriously, there's a kid in my Chem class who's name is Thomas Sawyer. No joke. And the other one's name... well ok, I don't know his full name, but they call him Lex.
Also, on that Supermanish note, we talked about the element Krypton yesterday, and Professor Findley was like "This element does no harm to Superman, and is not green." And I was like, "Dude, that's kryptonite. Krypton is the home planet of Superman, and it blew up, so for all you know the element Krypton (which is a gas) could be the vaporized form of what's left of it." (Matt, you would have been proud.)
And then I almost killed him because he can't explain shit and the only reason I have any idea what's going on in that class is because I still remember the information from when Mr. Lopes taught it to me FOUR YEARS AGO. Cause he's awesome.
Conclusion: I am smarter (or at least better at verbalizing concepts) than my Chem teacher. I was thiclose to standing up and being like, "Get out of the way I'm going to teach this because I can do it better than you." (Which would have gone over real well, I'm sure.)
HE FORGOT A DIATOMIC. AND I HAD TO POINT IT OUT. AND IT WAS HYDROGEN. FUCKING HYDROGEN!!! THE FIRST ELEMENT ON THE PERIODIC TABLE. HOW DO YOU DO FORGET HYDROGEN?!?!?!!!???!!
That class bothers me. He probably thinks I'm dumb too, because every time he leaves out something I think he should have said I ask the really stupid/simple question necessary to make him say it, for the benefit of the rest of the class. I was explaining to the kid behind me (Lex) why the electron doesn't figure into a mass calculation of an element, because Professor Findley couldn't be bothered.
Really bothers me.
But in Psych we watched an interview with this guy who's hair was a cross between a white man afro and a mullet. And it was going grey too. I could not stop laughing, and the rest of the class was looking at me like "What's your problem?"
Hahahahahaha!
