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My Fair Lady

Professor Higgins: Isn't it funny how the English language disappears? They haven't spoken it in America for years.

Eliza: OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

Eliza's Father: I can't afford to have morals.

Eliza: All I want is 'enry 'iggins 'ead!

Eliza: I swallowed one!
Higgins: (With no concern over Eliza) That's OK. I have plenty more.


At the underclassman awards the only teacher who pronounced Kathryn Ogorzalek's name right was Mr. Hooker, which is ironic because he never said her name in class, simply calling her Kathryn...the O word.

MTV Movie Awards

Johnny Depp won best actor! But see, he was filming Pirates of the Caribbean 2, so he had to accept the award on video.
So he says "I wanted to be there and accept this in person but as you can see I'm deep into research for Pirates of the Caribbean 2." (Waves fake plastic sword around)
According to my Dad I laughed like a hyena.