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The following rules have been taken from "The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord"

I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.

I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.

If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and kill the advisor.

If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill her.

My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.

Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual.

These are the funniest/best ones I found. The rest can be found here:
http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html

Just Because Hannah Did It...

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See? I always knew I was a hippy at heart.

Spiderman 2

Have just seen this movie with Emalee, Kiki, and Eric. I have seen better movies, but I have also seen worse movies. It was about the same as the first one. I did laugh hysterically though, at parts that are not really meant to be funny, because Em and I were in dirty moods. So read thus and use thine dirty minds.

Mary Jane: You can't get off unless you get on...

Spiderman:(while holding up half the roof of a collapsing building to keep it from falling on himself and Mary Jane.) This is really heavy. (DUH!)(Not dirty here, just dorky.)

So, Spiderman spins a big web, and MJ is in one corner of it. Spidey then proceeds to crawl towards her. Matt Kimble, who was sitting behind us, goes "Now he's gonna eat her." It took about two seconds and then our row and his row lost it and laughed really inappropreately.

Mary Jane: So now I'm in your doorway. I'm always in your doorway. (This was funny in and of itself. Then Matt made some crack behind us that I didn't quite hear, but I caught the words "backdoor" and "closed". I can get his gist.

We also mused what sex would be like with the quite buff and very acrobatic Peter Parker/Spiderman.