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Aug. 8th, 2004 03:32 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
leia131The following rules have been taken from "The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord"
I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.
I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.
If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and kill the advisor.
If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill her.
My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.
Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual.
These are the funniest/best ones I found. The rest can be found here:
http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html
I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.
I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.
If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and kill the advisor.
If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill her.
My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.
Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual.
These are the funniest/best ones I found. The rest can be found here:
http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html
