Jan. 30th, 2005

I now present to you, the adventures of Megan And Hannah, being numerious and amusing, occuring mostly in the downtown area, and featuring an exciting and fantastic supporting cast:

Our two heroines were planning on going to the The Phantom of the Opera (First time for Hannah, second for Megan) at the 6:30 showing. Later on, Hannah the spontaneous Aries called Megan and they went downtown at 4 of the clock to wander aimlessly and possibly pick up a present for Pat for his birthday.

Their first visit was to Book King, where they neither accomplished nor purchased anything. They discussed fanfiction, and Hannah failed to remember who was G in her Gashly Crumb Tinnies Good Omens Alphabet of Doom. Hannah also recieved a Phone Call of Good News: she had been accepted to Penn State. She also called Kelliann, who wanted to meet them at the movie theater later with Kim.

Their next stop was Camille's, where they were distracted by a variety of shiny objects, and contemplated and decided against buying Pat: fishnet stockings in many colors, incense, a neon green wig, mardi gras beads, a birthday hat, (which would have been a joint prersent) any of the various flamboyant and hideous shirts, and a fluffy pirate hat. The girls also decided against splitting the cost of some truly bright and ugly striped pants. Hannah was sorely tempted to buy purple and black striped stockings, but resisted. Megan was not so lucky and wasted 8 dollars on a pair of useless, but shiny, sunglasses, so that she can wear them when she does not need to and be a flash bastard. They also make the world a bluer place. Yippiee.

The girls then sallied forth to try and locate The Army And Navy store, a venture in which they were ultimately successful. Alas, the store was closed, and so Hannah did not get her new army bag, or her strip-ed tights. In the face of disappointment, the girls went to find sustance.

After walking right past it, they got to the Chinese buffet and had dinner. It was here that they decided that God's Earth is neither green nor blue, but blue-green. Megan also admired Hannah's new clothing.

The time growing short, the two went onwards to the movies, where they watched a wonderful film, that Megan has neither the time nor the energy to rave about again. The Phantom rocks, go see it.

Before the movie, the girls had thought they heard the voice of Renee, and afterwards discovered that she was indeed there, with her man Dustin. Kim and Kelliann then ran in from their movie, In Good Company, which apparantly had a bad ending, and all the adventurers bravely sallied forth into the night to Denny's. (After calling parents for permission)

At Denny's they discussed just how one sallies forth, and what it means to sally. There was a houseplant observed, and Megan showed it her flash glasses. Hannah informed all she is not another houseplant. Games were lost, and Dustin was condemmed by Hannah for wanting to make an anarchist president. Many things were found secular, (complete with head gesture) movies were quoted, and gossip discussed.

Our heroines then departed for home, listening to the music of the night.

(Feel free to add anything I left out, or elaborate)
I watched Damien: Omen II today, and I learned some things.

1. The antichrist couldn't kill people if they weren't so incredibly stupid. This woman was attacked by one bird. One. Not a flock, like in The Birds, just one bird. And not even a big bird, like an eagle, just a crow. One crow. And she couldn't manage to beat off/escape from ONE CROW. By the time she stumbled in the path of a Mack truck I wanted her to die.

2. The antichrist is cute. And funny. And says "thank you" when you give him cake. And offers to do things for you, like open doors. Then he kills people, mercilessly. So beware cute, funny, polite boys, because they could be the antichrist.

3. If the antichrist says "I love you, you are like a brother to me, don't leave me, please don't make me beg you to go with me, please go with me" GO WITH HIM. Otherwise, he will make you have an anyurism, and then cry about it because even though he is the antichrist he has feelings too.

4. Little 5 year old kid that kills people mainly without knowing what he is doing = cool and creepy. 12 year old boy who kills people because they pose a threat to him and the powers he is coming into = sad and creepy. Adult who kills people and has a big scary dog = just weird. Especially when that adult is played by the guy from Jurassic park.

"Ha! Dinosaurs? I'm not afraid of dinosaurs! I'm the fucking antichrist! Bam! Anuyrism on your scaly ass, T-rex! Hey raptors, wanna come help me kill stupid people?"

Also had this thought, because I am reading Good Omens, in which Adam is the antichrist.

Damien: I'm the antichrist!
Adam: No! I'm the antichrist!
Damien: I kill people just by looking at them!
Adam: Well, I can make it rain fish!
Damien: I have a hellhound!
Adam: I have one too!
Damien: I have an evil name, and the creepy dark hair look, and 666 on my skull, and a billion dollar company, and dark suits, and lackeys, and the only way to kill me is with these 7 specific daggers! So there!
Adam: Yeah, well I have Crowley and Azriphale!
Damien: Ok, you win.

And the last quote was indeed Aladdin. Stephanie and Janeea got it right, and they each get a 3 Wishes point. Here is a new quote for you all "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

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