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...and which lesser Harry Potter character are you?

It's sad cause it's true.

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This is the conversation Mom and I just had, after Apollo Ohno won Dancing with the Stars.


Me: You know, he really is pretty. Can I have him?
Mom:
Me: No?
Mom:
Me: Mom! Don't you want Apollo?
Mom: What would I do with him?
Me: Sex! Make him stand in the corner in tight pants and no shirt! You could make him dance! Dance monkey, dance! What wouldn't you do with him? Hello!?!


I mean it too. He is gorgeous and I want to keep him in my house to look at, while he either stands still or dances.





P.S. Joey Fatone and his partner did the tango to the Star Wars theme. And she was in an outfit close to Leia's gold bikini. And he had a lightsaber. WIN.