Some Anecdotes I've Been Meaning to Post

From Botany:

Professor Lubkowitz on Teaching Kindergarteners: I asked "How many eyes do spiders have?" and this kid goes "Spiders have- My fish has two eyes!" Then he talked about his fish for five minutes. And I was like 'I understand you.' (Cause Lubkowitz's mind is chaotic like that. He interrupts himself all the time.)


From Christian Ethics:

The class: *is proposing ways we can be graded on our last unit*
Kevin and Jeff: *propose different ways*
Father Mac: Ok, let's vote. Who wants to go the Kevin way? 
Three People: *raise their hands*
Father Mac: And who wants to go the Jeff way?
The Rest of the Class, Including Kevin: *raise their hands*