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May. 16th, 2006 11:30 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
leia131Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to make an Earth-shattering announcement:
I have a job.
I've never had one before.
I'm working in the office of the John A. Russell Corporation, doing whatever they need done. (It's a lot like what I used to do when I volunteered at the hospital, only I'm getting PAID.) I only work 9-1 Monday-Friday, so I still have oodles of free time... *insert subtle hint here*
So since I start Monday, Mom and I are going shopping tomorrow to get me some decent work clothes. Hellz yeah.
Oh, but today I filled in for the receptionist all day... Most boring thing EVER. All the people are nice, but when the phone's not ringing... I also maintain that a well trained monkey could do this job, but I don't think he'd know what to do with the money. Pay his trainer probably.
And Another Announcement: I found a good use for speed bumps today. Fuck slowing cars down, this is so much more effective.
When you're walking across the parking lot to your car in your cute red shoes, (a la Dorothy) that absorb water like cute red sponges, and it's pouring rain and there's a puddle the size of Tennessee between you and your vehicle, what do you use for a bridge?
A speed bump!
I am a genius. (I even fixed a fax machiene today.)
I have a job.
I've never had one before.
I'm working in the office of the John A. Russell Corporation, doing whatever they need done. (It's a lot like what I used to do when I volunteered at the hospital, only I'm getting PAID.) I only work 9-1 Monday-Friday, so I still have oodles of free time... *insert subtle hint here*
So since I start Monday, Mom and I are going shopping tomorrow to get me some decent work clothes. Hellz yeah.
Oh, but today I filled in for the receptionist all day... Most boring thing EVER. All the people are nice, but when the phone's not ringing... I also maintain that a well trained monkey could do this job, but I don't think he'd know what to do with the money. Pay his trainer probably.
And Another Announcement: I found a good use for speed bumps today. Fuck slowing cars down, this is so much more effective.
When you're walking across the parking lot to your car in your cute red shoes, (a la Dorothy) that absorb water like cute red sponges, and it's pouring rain and there's a puddle the size of Tennessee between you and your vehicle, what do you use for a bridge?
A speed bump!
I am a genius. (I even fixed a fax machiene today.)
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Date: 2006-05-16 08:52 pm (UTC)YAY I'm the first to congratulate you on LJ.
...and you spelled machine wrong...just figured I'd point that out to the new office girl...
hehe...
Matt
Ever have a word you just can't spell?
Date: 2006-05-16 09:48 pm (UTC)But I appreciate being shown how to do it correctly. Good spelling and grammar should never be totally ignored, not even on livejournal.
I also blame spellcheck. When you have that, no one bothers to learn how to spell anymore.
Re: Ever have a word you just can't spell?
Date: 2006-05-17 03:52 am (UTC)i can never remember if theres an E or not~
Re: Ever have a word you just can't spell?
Date: 2006-05-17 06:46 am (UTC)Re: Ever have a word you just can't spell?
Date: 2006-05-17 09:09 pm (UTC)>4MuchLove>4
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Date: 2006-05-17 03:51 am (UTC)we are hjanging out everday.
I HAVE POETRY FOR YOU!
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Date: 2006-05-17 08:03 am (UTC)Now that finals are over I've had more time to think about this and it's really exciting. Eeeee
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Date: 2006-05-17 02:51 pm (UTC)I'm going to take your subtle hint... you want to watch The Producers with me on Friday? coughatyourhousecough
Receptionist is an okay job... I've assisted my stepmom who's a bookkeeper which also means she is the secretary (as well as my dad's gf) and it's less boring than working in quickbooks. Too many fake phone manners though.
>4MuchLove>4
WAIT!! The most boring job is filing. Yes. I remember now.
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Date: 2006-05-17 04:55 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-05-17 06:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-17 09:12 pm (UTC)I think the monkey might spend all of his time throwing feces, and customers don't like that. Unless they're also monkeys.
>4MuchLove>4