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[leia131]

So... It's the most exciting day of college yet, and it's only 11:00am.

First, I woke up this morning and went to throw something away, only to discover that my trash can was covered in little ants. There are fucking ants in my room. That was a panic adenaline rush, let me tell you.

They're only little ants, but there's lots of them! And they're only looking for food, but they're in my room! Fucking ants.


Then, I went to Chemistry.


Here's a little quiz: What happens when you put a huge chunk of pure Sodium in water?


IT FUCKING CATCHES ON FIRE, SHOOTS SPARKS SEVERAL FEET INTO THE AIR, AND THEN EXPLODES THE BEAKER, THAT'S WHAT!

I'm not even joking. Look it up.

And I sit in the very front row, so when the beaker blew up I got splattered with (hopefully) just water. Yeah. I almost died in Chemistry class. Woke us up at least. Made a nice haze too, so the people in the back couldn't see the board. Stupid Professor.




And that's been my exciting morning. Oh, and the 24 hour play festival starts tonight, so if it follows this pattern... WATCH OUT.

Comments

[haveaday510.livejournal.com]

When is your fall break? Mine is September 29th (? whatever day is Friday) to October 3rd. We should hang out if yours is the same.

[leia131.livejournal.com]

Ummm... As close as I get to a fall break is I have October 9 and 10 off...


I guess Catholics don't believe in fall breaks...

Of course, you could always drive up here and see me...

[haveaday510.livejournal.com]

Oooooh. A very distinct possibility....

[whatsername99.livejournal.com]

Even I could tell you not to drop a huge chunk of sodium in water. Just wow. I bet it looked really cool though. =]

I think we should send Mrs. Rodolfy and Mr. Lopes to kick his ass.

<33MuchLove

[whatsername99.livejournal.com]

PS ~ I read what you said about how he forgot Hydrogen as a diatomic. I feel your pain. Besides, I loved calling them BrINClHOF's. Whoot whoot. God I miss Chemistry. (Mr. Gilbert SUCKS ASS!)

[doctorfumbles.livejournal.com]

IF YOU SEND ME "IF YOU WERE GAY" TO ME RIGHT NOW, I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER AND YOU CAN HAVE MY FIRST BORN IF YOU WANT HIM/HER/IT.
Just kidding, you don't have to. I've been listening to that song on my friend's iPod and he couldn't find it on the computer. Anyways.

I cannot believe you almost died. WTF. Your chem teacher sucks ass. I remember back in sophomore year when that happened. My teacher told us to watch carefully. And he did it behind a plexiglass wall-ish, I think. I can't remember, arg.

[leia131.livejournal.com]

How do I send it? I'd be more than willing, and I'll even let you keep your firstborn. :)


My Chem teacher does suck. Boo!

[doctorfumbles.livejournal.com]

Haha, would you really be willing? I guess emailing it to be would be okay: carmie_kitty101@yahoo.com

[leia131.livejournal.com]

Sent!

I hope it works!

[doctorfumbles.livejournal.com]

I got it, it works, I love you!

[spazenport.livejournal.com]

There was this woman subbing for a chem teacher a while back. I think it was like junior high or something like that. Anyways, the kids were kids and picked on her, so she decided to show them some cool shit to get on their good sides. She took a BLOCK of Sodium and was about to drop it into a beaker when a kid freaked telling her what would happen. His freaking got a bunch of the other kids to duck, she was all "Pshha, no worries, I know exactly what I'm doing." and dropped it in. The only casualty was her, missing an arm.

The End.

--Matty McBOOOOOOM