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Nov. 7th, 2006 03:59 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
leia131The Quick Update of Quickness!
Scenes from the past few days...
Brendan: I don't lift weights because they're heavy. And, you have to keep lifting them! Like, forever!
Maggie: Why does he treat me like I'm stupid? I'm not stupid. I am an intelligent person.
Me: Well, you're a girl Maggie. That automatically makes you an inferior human being.
Maggie: Ahhhh! My vagina impedes me!
And then tonight Kirstin and I were walking back from rehearsal, and on the sidewalk in front of the chapel I see this white and black blob. And I'm like "Some idiot left their duffle bag on the sidewalk," cause that's what it looked like. Then it moved. Because it was a skunk. So we walked very slowly, very far from it, until it shuffled off into a bush. (By the way, skunks do not walk. They shuffle. Like overweight men. Furry, overweight men.)
That's all folks! Night!
Scenes from the past few days...
Brendan: I don't lift weights because they're heavy. And, you have to keep lifting them! Like, forever!
Maggie: Why does he treat me like I'm stupid? I'm not stupid. I am an intelligent person.
Me: Well, you're a girl Maggie. That automatically makes you an inferior human being.
Maggie: Ahhhh! My vagina impedes me!
And then tonight Kirstin and I were walking back from rehearsal, and on the sidewalk in front of the chapel I see this white and black blob. And I'm like "Some idiot left their duffle bag on the sidewalk," cause that's what it looked like. Then it moved. Because it was a skunk. So we walked very slowly, very far from it, until it shuffled off into a bush. (By the way, skunks do not walk. They shuffle. Like overweight men. Furry, overweight men.)
That's all folks! Night!
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Date: 2006-11-07 05:28 pm (UTC)